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Elaina | 18 | Aus | She/her follow for crispy memes and more garbage content

[za-kyu]

More purple boy sketches

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[thatnordicguy]

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[dpdr-dreams]

When you start dissociating but you have a supporting friend

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[ameliareadsandcurses]

fhKASKJAFSL im so sorry @lynvaren about my (VERY LATE AND) rushed part of the AT! thanks for being patient !! <33

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[kitty]

me having an existential crisis at 3am lol

[did-you-know]

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

[bogleech]

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

[sir-p-audax]

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

[fedoraspooky]

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

[rapid-artwork]

How is this?

[losingmymindtonight]

it all makes sense now

[animentality]

Everyone’s starter anime is death note.

I don’t count sailor moon or dbz cuz you watched those as a kid and assumed they were cartoons.

I mean when you got “into” anime fully aware of what it was and actually became immmmmmersed in this bizarre weeb culture.

It’s usually death note.

[younger-than-the-soul]

bitch my first was fullmetal alchemist

[softdespair]

bich mine was elfen lied which i watched at the tender age of 13

[roz-note]

InuYasha for me

[ghostnightbride]

Mine was Black Butler

[scifikimmi]

Mine was rurouni kenshin.

[tortoistor]

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back

fourth wall breaking

“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets

*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen

alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice

“fuck you” “well if you insist”

[nerdgasrnz]

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

[count-di-luna]

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

[susiephone]

the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies

people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them

alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit

bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”

someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)

choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character

the “hands go down” trope

example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

[neonprotagonist]

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

[beradan]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

[stunt-muppet]

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

[roachpatrol]

a high-stakes zany action scene forced to come to a complete halt while some characters take a very, very long elevator ride

[babyanimalgifs]

Sound on

[foulserpent]

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[somecutething]

[akumanorobin]

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

[theweirdwideweb]

[disgruntledmushroom]