Clara // EldritchBlep

Artist, she/her, illustrated woman, agent of chaos, charismatic antagonist. Prints available on INPRNT || Art posts

[justsayfkit]

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[greelin]

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

[bookwyrminspiration]

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[dancey-clancy]

why wouldnt you trust me to do experimental surgery on you, we literally watched tv together

[eldritchblep]

#i cannot express how much I love murderbot #sanctuary moon forever

[eldritchblep]

Does Higgs deserve a saint portrait that fits a pillar/prayer candle? Absolutely not. Did I paint one anyway? Yes.

[eldritchblep]

Do you want to add to a completely undeserving shrine? Good news!

I've added files that fit a standard pillar candle, as well as some common square frame sizes that you can download here. Includes variants with and without text. Or make it a phone background, print it out and set it on fire, do whatever you'd like. Enjoy <3

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[fillianore]

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

[eldritchblep]

Does Higgs deserve a saint portrait that fits a pillar/prayer candle? Absolutely not. Did I paint one anyway? Yes.

[beatboxbully]

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[lesbiansforboromir]

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"creatives are all insane" = boring and overdone

"creatives are all perverts" = objectively true every time

[peniswizard69]

Oh so when your mom puts a little bit of her heart in every meal that's fine, but when I, Harrowhark the First,

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams