Hi! I'm J

A major, they/she- welcome to my collection of trinkets

[heathyr]

[callmejude]

[pawbeanies]

they call me the subwoofer because i

[oidial]

so emotional.... local therapy cat calms anxious dog through her incredible ability to make a so so super awesome peenis joke!!!! WOW

and she. hates it.

alsoohhh nooo don't check your calendars noowwww,,,, yeeeppp im getting horrible news that Saturday,,,,,,,, is today. be careful out there....

reference to this one #wahteverrrrr

i dont have anything else. check out my little daniels

[okibadesu]

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[gubbymoji]

german shepherd fuckign bites you emote

[thatoneprettypup]

Nashville, Disneys brother, just passed his IGP 1

So proud of my favourite boy 🥹

And a little throwback puppy pic

[identifying-dogs]

German Shepherd

[rin-yaps]

aborted grilled cheese: i would have loved to be grilled. if I existed.

[the-haiku-bot]

aborted grilled cheese:

i would have loved to be grilled.

if I existed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[indecisive-neurodivergent]

THESE MFS FIGURED OUT HOW TO TIPPY TAPPY THEY LITTLE FUCKIN TOES??!

[atlantean-dreams-deactivated202]

It’s called Surfing the Kali Yuga you stupid bitch

[positivelyadhd]

to the people that grew up lonely:

I’m sorry. you didn’t deserve to go through that. no one deserves to go through that. you deserve to be made to feel valued and loved by the people around you and I’m so sorry that those people didn’t do that. you are as worthy of kindness and positivity as every other person in this world and you are allowed to take up space just as they do. you are not an exception. I know it can be hard to believe but I promise you that there are people who will treat you with the affection that you deserve. there are people who are waiting to meet someone like you and they will be so grateful to know you once they do. there are good people in this world and, if you haven’t already, you will find them. i hope you find them soon.

[goobra]

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

[fairypage01-deactivated20221018]

Girl……

[byjoveimbeinghumble]

This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.

Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.

I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?

Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!

[girlmostlikely]

I don’t like people with super white teeth like why do you have a porcelain mouth. All my bitches got a dingy coffee/tea/smoke stained smile from enjoying the many dependencies of life.

[kedreeva]

I need everyone to know that my old neighbor (probably) died or (possibly) went to someplace with permanent medical care because she was a million years old, and she was replaced by (another) old man of similar age and haleness whose children put him into this house to be closer to them. This is significant because the previous neighbor lady hated me AND my birds, and the new guy is delighted by them and comes over to visit Bug.

Today I got to meet his daughter and he insisted she meet Bug too, so after foot dips, I walked them out to the pens. I called for Bug several times, but she did not appear. I don't blame her. it's cold and rainy out. So I went in to find her, and she was absolutely not budging at all. Nestled up with mantis on their heated perch, inside their curtained-off, decorated, insulated coop. I did end up letting the daughter walk through to come see her and give her a little pat, because I want to get along with my neighbors and want them to like the birds (much easier all around if everyone likes the birds).

But like imagine it's the dead of winter in Michigan, and your elderly father insists that his new neighbor has peacocks and you go to see them thinking maybe they're turkeys, or like, one random peacock like some farms have, and instead this is what you find

and you're allowed to pet them

[scenerwiththegreenery]

I thought there were three and one of them was fuckin purple.....

[kedreeva]

well, there are two of them, but one of them is fuckin purple!

She's a purple morph peahen!

[persianpenname]

[norglomofnit]

@animals-with-fan-art

[were--ralph]

im legit embarrassed but i really do wonder if i've spent 5figures on furry commissions this year bc i have a lot and i really did not buy or save this year at all outside of those

[therealjendavis]

[were--ralph]

honey.......i......think i may have lowballed it...

[were--ralph]

I added it all up and im not saying the amount. it's less than 5 digits but it's. so embarrassing.

[hidingfrompolice]

back in ye olden days times, they would have called you a patron of the arts. sooo… yeah. give that a little think.

[were--ralph]

know what you're right

[nerdintheforest]

when we say 'king shit' this is as close to the real deal as you can get

[the-haiku-bot]

when we say ‘king shit’

this is as close to the real

deal as you can get

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ......no.....

[heladodavellana]

yeehaw