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momo, they/she :3 on instagram @electric_specter !

[electric-specter]

gay socks call that fruit by the foot

[hellenhighwater]

our office has automatic transcription set up for voicemails and I got this message yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it

fucking. Detective Triple Guns. This is my new favorite anime character. This is the spiritual successor of robocop and trigun. I want to watch the intro for this show that doesnt exist so badly

[hellenhighwater]

Was driving past the state police headquarters and there are hundreds of donuts strewn across the median out front. What is going on, Detective Triple Guns????

[hellenhighwater]

Detective Triple Guns finally has a partner on the force!

[json-derulo]

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

[json-derulo]

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

[mkthedingus]

Baby Fever

"If somewhere there is a heaven, this is as close as I will get"

[kyukalv]

THAT'S HIS SONNNNNNN WAHHHHHHH

[iwantwings44]

[transwarlock]

@taliaxlatia

[alienembers]

Power Tier List! Free to use for your characters and blorbos!

[hailingonhismarytilimfullofgrace]

"Stratt didn't care about Grace, she only kept him around because he was the tertiary science officer!"

[nikoco11]

maiden in need of rescue!!! what a horrible terrifying dragon!!!!

[nikoco11]

for anyone curious she is not a princess!!! though she might act like one sometime :3c

[conspiracy-frog]

What if Erid invented intergalactic fast travel

I don't support Eva bashing that's emotional support environmental terrorist right there. What I'm interested in is the bad pr she is giving earth because the eridian ambassador is too invested in his flesh teddy bears life.

[hyunonaut]

Context is that ppl are talking about the random yellow pixel that can be seen on the knight during the clash with flowery, and it makes you think... one of the golden flower’s main characteristics in utdr are its seeds that stick onto you and won’t let go…

[ashuriuwu]

[jorbiez]

this is all i can think about when he isn't floating

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[gauntletqueen]

Visit Original Link

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

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