Electrified Tube Root

I'm full of shit lol

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

if you don’t reblog this in 3 seconds, hunter is going to walk into your room saying “haha check this out bro” and force you to look at 10 pictures he found on ifunny that are very racist. don’t take that chance

[tinderventure]

Sorrow tv gets it

[thatdisasterauthor]

Good tweet is good.

[nzssa-deactivated20190420]

[vieratheartist]

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Most people on Tumblr don’t have hearts.

[pi4nobl4ck]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

My drag persona

[saiasus]

Welcome to the stage ….

[enlightenedrobot]

So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.

No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

>Florida

[coolmanfromthepast]

Florida Man’s wife.

[bandomfandombeyond]

Bold of you to assume Crystal Metheny needs a man

[argumate]

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

[unpatchedglitch]

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

[argumate]

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

[orriculum]

Tumblr post: hey this is a point I want to make

A response: ok but I really I want to make the exact opposite point about this and I’m gonna do it on your post instead of making my own

[thistletongue]

I don’t agree with how you go about expressing this at all. I think this is really unfair and you should be making a point in this format.

[orriculum]

And I agree with your point but disagree with your tone so therefore your point has been made invalid!

[thistletongue]

I clearly recognize this as humor as no one would actually be this hecking dense seriously but I’m going to pretend I don’t recognize that and use this as an opportunity to call you RUDE and when you attempt to point out this is a joke and was tagged as such I’m going to accuse you of backpedaling so you’re WRONG!!!!!!

[sailoraquila]

Outsider opinion that has nothing to do with original argument(s) and is there for shitposting reasons

[blackbearmagic]

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

Line from one of the above reblogs repeated verbatim

[captainoftheseaqueen]

I bet most people will just scroll past this without reblogging, but this should be on everyone’s dashboards.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Okay but I’ve fundamentally misunderstood the majority of the arguments on this post, and I will be delivering a patronizing counterpoint full of blatantly wrong information, interspaced with obnoxious reaction gifs. I’ll also refer to you as ‘sweetie’, ‘honey’, ‘darling’, or some similar pet names, and I secretly hope you ask me to stop it so that I can treat your request as an unreasonable demand and play the victim.

*Also, I’m probably going to correct your spelling errors, despite them obviously being minor typos.

[radmona]

I am now roleplaying with my friend in the notes of your post

This will continue for at least an hour and completely clog up the notes of this post

[infernobf-deactivated20260502-d]

I shall now tag several users with disgusting interests and political views on this post

[ghosttemplatte]

[kshandra]

I always love when the Existential Flame War makes its way to another social network.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Addition from obvious bot that doesn’t try to be anything but a porn link.

[orriculum]

anybody in this thread smoke weed

[paulatreidesmallcop]

Clearly I, the conservative hentai addict, am the true intellectual in this scenario

[ufonaut]

THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE BRUCE CHARACTERISATION

[shitpostgenerator]

CONCEPT: BOOTY SHORTS THAT SAYS “are you telling me that you haven’t lived until you destroyed the feral god of anime?”

[fuckboyzuko]

My Irish friend didn’t believe me when I told him that in Florida there is literally a wall of orange juice in every grocery store.

[orangejuiceblogging]

Florida. My greatest American stronghold. The center of my power.

[fuckboyzuko]

tumblr user orangejuiceblogging lives up to their name

[godbastian-deactivated20201108]

pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment

[endangered-justice-seeker]

conservatives are so good at making leftist propaganda for us LMAO

[ecologiadigital]

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

[daggers-drawn]

Nice try fuckers.

[steeleman]

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

[sassynattcat]

Wtf? 😨

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

[sevenate]

Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!

[sevenate]

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

So he’s smart, diligent, has a variety of interests, looks out for women, and he’s pretty good looking if my mostly-lesbian assessment is worth anything

This is a unicorn of a man

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[mjzgsz3jmq]

[jemthemovie]

Raise your hands! 🙌 Feel the music 🎶Jem and the Holograms tickets and showtimes: http://unvrs.al/JEMTix 

[werewolf-cuddles]

lmao, look how few notes this has gotten in four years

[boogaloojones]

What's popping jimbo

I got anew phone and forgot to reinstall tumblr so this blog slipped my mind

[transmadotsuki]

I forgot I followed you

[boogaloojones]

Probably better that way

[electricturnipdotexe-blog]

Who the fuck

[boogaloojones]

do you think you are? Yeah that's right; I fished your sentence

[electricturnipdotexe-blog]

Fished it? Out of a pond? Thank you!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

A tall man who thinks being 6'4" is a personality: I’m 6'4" Me, leaving them on read:

[crazyshitisay]

Yeah but I haven’t needed a claw to reach the top shelf since I was 7 so stay mad about it shrimp

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

And I haven’t needed a 6'4" man since I got my reaching claw.

[whatspeaksofter]

Went straight for their kneecaps on that one