Elfie Eating Cake

* 19 / Australian / she/her / libra / intj / slytherin / fandom trash * Hello there! This is my blog where I post random and geeky things I find on my adventures in Tumblr-land. If this is the sort of thing you like than feel free to join me for the ride!! :)

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[fangcore]

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

[adorablecake]

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

[whoreapologist]

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[cicadianrhythm]

you’re gonna hollow out my what

[uiruu]

your ween

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[aerialsquid]

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[nchntd]

In the club

[rohirric-hunter]

Hey does anyone have that painting of the Argonath but they’re dabbing? I don’t need it for anything but I do want to inflict it on all my followers again.

[a-simple-gremlin]

Here you go

[rohirric-hunter]

Thank you!

[frodoz]

I think everyone needs to see this

[chickenstab]

happy new bears!!

[chickenstab]

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

[prospitdreamer-blog]

[anxietyproblem]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

I don't know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this

[dream-of-wanting-me]

I walked into therapy with this mindset. I wish my therapist good luck.

[schmergo]

Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.

Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the raven (1845) - edgar allan poe

[actual-mothman]

op change ur fucking url

[mossbug]

when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put stickers on it

[notvoid]

This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”

I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said “sure i dont pay for it” and the first time i saw him we asked if he was doing ok and he said “no i work here”

[waitingtorespawn-deactivated202]

good morning to this taco bell worker and no one else

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

crabs really just sit on the sea floor and do fucking nothing all day huh

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

"oh shit uhhh looks like it's time to use my claws to pick at whatever fish remains have fallen down here today....the same thing i always do"

[yugirimistwalker]

you got pinched didnt you

[valtsv]

What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found

it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like "ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others' a living hell i'm just as bad as they are!" like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic

[valtsv]

"but i'm too good to kill anyone! :(" i'm not. give me the gun.

[shitpostgenerator]

too many people

[joshpeck]

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all