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rlain would have been a great bondsmith but sanderson's not ready for that conversation
hello everyone who did not initially read Stormlight via audiobook. Could you do a favor for me. Reblog/comment with how you pronounce Sadeas (or used to pronounce, if you have since corrected yourself to match canon pronunciation). I swear to god everyone on earth has a new fucked up way to pronounce it
By the way the canonical pronunciation is [IPA: sædiəs, SAD-ee-iss, like Phineas if Phineas was Sad and not Phin]. For everyone curious
i just seriously hate how much coddling elhokar gets. everyone wants to bend over fucking backwards to talk about ooo he was the goodest boy oooo he was trying to be better oooo he didn’t actually mean to do any of that genocide and corruption and murder bc he was just a bigggg baby and no one ever taught him that corruption and murder and genocide is bad and he was onlyyy in his thirties how was he supposed to know he’s just a biiiig adult baby uwu good boy. like SHUT UP
and these are the same people who talk about how moash should go to braize. bc he’s a fully independent actor, any outside influences don’t matter, he should inherently have just known and done better and immediately taken responsibility for his actions with no help or support from anyone and in a way smaller time frame than any of the other characters and his crimes (killing a handful of individuals) are so much worse and evil than anyone else’s (genocide/war crimes/etc). i can’t fucking stand these people.
sanderson has all this worldbuilding for stormlight but the fucking wine chart has driven me to madness so goddamn often. i have so many questions about it.
like pink wine "aids alertness". which implies caffeine. and orange wine is like dalinar's go-to drink, which means it's probably nonalcoholic. at what point in the wine strength wheel does it switch from caffeine to alcohol. is there a tequila-like middle ground in the middle of the wine wheel?
the wine wheel tells us what SOME colors are fermented from but not ALL colors. like what is violet wine made out of? my pet theory has always been blackthorn berries because i think thats symbolically delicious but i want a canon answer
more violet wine questions. how strong is it actually? because like, i distinctly remember there being a scene where sadeas has like a full cup of violet wine. like not a shot glass like a full on cup. it could be like a whiskey tumbler but id have to go and check but like. if this shit is the strongest shit theyve got in the lighteyed world with the exception of the occasional horneater white which really shouldnt count because that shit is basically paint thinner, why are they serving it in a goddamn wine glass? is it like absinthe where it is traditionally drunk watered down? or are the alethi nobles just getting shitfaced at feasts all the goddamn time?
vorin wine culture seems to be very gender neutral. both men and women are shown drinking wines of all strengths. why is that? when vorinism is normally so seperatist about gender and in the real world alcoholic beverages have so much Gender tied to them (see Beer Is For Boys, Wine Is For Girls, If Your Drink Is Sweet For Any Reason You Are A Girl Or Gay)?
DO THEY NOT HAVE MIXED DRINKS ON ROSHAR? :(
the wine culture in stormlight makes no goddamn sense and im tired of remaining silent on this topic
Do you ever think the One is like “Yeah, could have gone without that experience”
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His name is Jorts
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the return of Jorts *reblogs*
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queerathon may finally inspire me to start the elhokar lives au fic that's been in my head for like 4 years I need to write about foppish cringefail queens of alethkar or I'll die
bad news everyone work is killing me #dead but I will muster up a shorter piece. probably.
Sometimes "estrogen would save her" means literally just going on HRT would resolve her issues, but other times it means "a radical act of self-determination would reframe so much of how she views herself and the world around her, she'd come out of it a changed, better person. But also she's a girl and needs to realize that."
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Happy May 4th to Leia Organa character of all time I think even now we don’t as a society have enough respect for her. 19 year old career politician in a illiberal fronting fascist state wherein she needs to keep up appearances of general compliance while also secretly working as a high ranking member of an underground resistance force. And she is 19. She should not even be at the club she should be killing it on a star college debate team but she’s a senator in a fascist space wizard run empire and she’s not only doing her best she’s kind of hitting it out of the park. Also her entire family and planet gets blown up like act one that also happened and everyone kind of just expected her to handle it. And she’s 19.
Anyway she would have been justified in going apeshit at any given time and I would have supported her fall to the darkside #istandwithleia
hello everyone who did not initially read Stormlight via audiobook. Could you do a favor for me. Reblog/comment with how you pronounce Sadeas (or used to pronounce, if you have since corrected yourself to match canon pronunciation). I swear to god everyone on earth has a new fucked up way to pronounce it
what does prev give off?
prophet in the desert
tyrant king
shady merchant
wandering bard
forgotten god
healer in the woods
rebel group leader
average peasant
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Open your heart to the #TeamSingers mentality. It will ruin your enjoyment of the story, and of all the main characters. This is my pitch. It's working very well, and you are convinced.
adolin smoking weed so badass
He has three girlfriends and yes they smoke weed
alert alert psa for all stormlight fans
Jasnah is described as having tight curls. Jasnah has very curly hair
Jasnah was nothing like that. She was tall and slender, with clear skin, narrow black eyebrows, and thick, deep onyx hair. She wore part of it up, wrapped around a small, scroll-shaped golden ornament with two long hairpins holding it in place. The rest tumbled down behind her neck in small, tight curls. - The Way of Kings, Chapter 5
do with this what you will
hot take but renarin is also the blackthorn's son and with a one-year timeskip of killing thunderclasts is also stupidly jacked. thanks for reading
Why do people (on the Stormlight Archive) think that Adolin is the handsome brother? What about Renarin? I think that both must be very look-alike and, indeed, Renarin must be handsome and hot as fuck
Renarin has been hunched in on himself to avoid attention since he was 5. He's got the tall and broad Blackthorn's build, he just doesn't have the muscle on him yet because he hasn't been allowed to swing a sword. He was a tall, gangly longboi constantly trying to shrink himself out of existence.
Well guess who's been eating big bowls of stew, practicing the sword (and presumably the spear with Bridge Four), and has recently decided he will be himself no matter what??? Guess who's standing taller and prouder every day? Renarin, baybeee!!!!