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(19) a hopeless romantic fangirl

[persistent-mango]

Mav: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Slider, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[serpentinesomebody]

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

[bigblissandlove1]

This is me. I come as I am. No hiding behind separate blogs. You get all my crazy at once. 10 insanities for the price of 1. It's a bargain.

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[ykthefancyclamwiththepearlinsid]

nothing will ever compare to the feeling that rose in my chest while watching tyler owens come flying onto the screen in that god-awful red truck with luke combs playing in the background

[musette22]

An Evanstan hug in 2024?? Yeah 🥹❤️

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

MCU Doctor Doom casting…

[bebx]

"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

[thebearincorrectquotes]

Carmy: Go big or go home.

Sydney: Carm, go home. Please, for once in your life, I am begging you-

Carmy: [Whispers] I'm going big.

[0theillusion0]

If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him

[icemanontop]

i always refer to Rooster and Hangman by their names (Bradley and Jake) and i sometimes do the same with the dagger squad (natasha/ javy/ mickey) and i was talking to my sister and she was like “Coyotes real name is Javy??” and then i realised that in the movie all of their actual names are never really said except for Bradley’s who was mentioned like twice and that i infact have read so much fan fiction i’ve somehow memorised all their names.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[roosterbruiser]

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[prettyonionbread]

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

[maxipaddy]

[hangmans-wingman]

This reads Hangman

[goldenxtattoo]

time to update the meme

[the-oddest-inkling]

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.