sirens, trains, and rattling glass.

elle. 26. GA and no idea where to afterwards. likes BEING PRODUCTIVE, exploring cities, social paradox theories, sleep, and financial stability. this is my personal blog. it is not spoiler free. i love talkin' about anything and everything so never feel hesitant to message me !

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

this post aged like a fine wine

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[eldritchsquared]

a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

[wizardshark]

*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update

[wizardshark]

hey what the fuck. Who dug this up? What are you doing?? I’m not a historical artifact!!

[despazito]

Crazy shit goes down in South America

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[energyprison]

being online literally does make you forget that if you leave your house most people are like hey man hows it goin

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[conservethis]

Casting with all my might

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[messrsage]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[burr-ell]

[7244395]

[rudeworm0]

Literally thought it was about sex and the city for at least half of the post

[truestoriesaboutme]

"While I was commiting telekinetic mass murder at prom, Samantha was across town having a mind blowing experience of her own..."

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sycamorality]

tumblr is like, one of the few websites where you see actual swear words like fuck and shit and bitch and ass in people's usernames. oh and slurs too

[sycamorality]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why is your tumblr app in the font from a video game released in 1987