Kismet and Kishkes

I like many things. I can be many things. I am many things.

[ellendarcy]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Damn 😭😂

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[quidditygenesis]

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[uroko]

白龍園・京都 // Hakuryu-en, Kyoto

[teddybearshaped]

i love art

[hyucks-archive]

time-lapse.

word count: 3,774

genre: angst, mild fluff

member(s): donghyuck

warning(s): it’s sad

author’s note: it’s angst hours

When you opened your eyes, he was always there. Now, you can only see him when you close your eyes.

The third autumn alone.

You leave a small gap by the window, allowing the autumn wind to circulate through your room. You love the smell of the fresh breeze, it makes you calm, it makes you feel serene. The diffuser lights up as you press the ‘on’ button, illuminating your room into a beautiful coral blue, filling the air with the scent of maple leaves. You walk to your bed, settling yourself down in a comfortable position, laying on your side. You curl your arm against the pillow, resting your head atop of it. With your free hand, you pull the comforter over your body, taking in one last look at the brightly lit skyline, a small smile tugging at your lips. You close your eyes.

The autumn of three years ago.

Pitter patter. You flinched. The dainty droplets of the morning autumn shower gently drum against the window, creating a melody that is pleasant to the ears. The low sound of the rain tickles your eardrums. You raised a brow, trying to take a peek through your sleepy, droopy eyes. You’re greeted by the morning sunlight, a sort of joy that you can’t explain, filling you up. You stretched your arms, letting out a yawn, the weight on your belly restricting you from a good stretch.

You turned your head, greeted by the peaceful, sleeping face of the boy whom owned your entire heart. He hugged you tight, his face snuggled to your side, legs entangled with yours. It was as though he was falling deeper into sleep, his breathing slow and steady.

Keep reading

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[honeyviahye]

sorry

[hel1]

sorry,not sorry

[diamndsandsilk]

I love my momza  im not taking any chances

[focused-mind]

sorry

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!

[nonsensical-human]

I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…

[haiku-robot]

i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[deanwinbean]

That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.

[peoplearenotdiamonds]

It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

Okay fuck you whoever did this

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Seriously?! Fuck!!

[slowlymummifying]

Honestly who even makes these anymore

[rosythreehearts]

NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES

[echoaurorus]

NOT MY MOTHER

[rainbowcake21859-blog-deactivat]

MOM PLEAS DON’T BE DED

[queenwolfplush-blog]

momm y no

[sylussdesimc]

im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA

also who the hell makes these

[starryeddie]

not risking it cuz i love her way too much

also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye

[shawty-writes-a-little]

No risks with mumma sorry

[iovekira-deactivated20220922]

[harryistheonlyoneforme-deactiva]

my god

[valeriiecameron-deactivating-de]

Why would you do this

[ellendarcy]

do you think god will smack me if I ask him to take my life if he don't plan to let me get a job before my unemployment anniversary

i'm not some rich heiress i'm not some exceptional thinker I don't have a legacy to pass on I don't matter in the grand scheme of things it's only logical I stopped being if I can't make my own living

at 25 I am a menace to my own image

[ellendarcy]

ellen, you got an offer from the embassy. you'll get both the embassy and development experience.

[sluttywonwoo]

What do you think are the green flags for the svt members? I don't think this is against any of the guidelines. I also didn't see it on your master list.

🦡 anon

seungcheol: will argue with anyone who he perceives to be a threat to svt (pledis execs, isaac refs, etc.)

jeonghan: his parental instincts… i’ll cry if i think about this for too long

joshua: the things other ppl say about him tbh like he has a huge reputation for being so genuinely kind and down to earth

jun: the fact that all of the others find him adorable

soonyoung: anti-capitalist

wonwoo: checks the lyrics he writes with women on staff to ensure they’re not offensive/inappropriate

jihoon: writes love songs for his members

seokmin: it’s easy to make him laugh

mingyu: endlessly optimistic

minghao: the way he fanzones carats (even tho it hurts) honestly his outlook on life in general is a green flag. and the way he remembers international women’s day. and the way he said it’s up to his partner to decide how many children they have because he isn’t the one carrying them. and-

seungkwan: gg stan, women’s sports stan

vernon: donates to cat shelters

chan: easily sentimental. wants others to feel appreciated. the hardest worker maybe ever

[unionjackpillow]

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[divineandmajesticinone]

Bette Davis & Maggie Smith DEATH ON THE NILE (1978) dir. John Guillermin 

[bongjoonhoe]

Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) dir. Peter Weir

[vanessacarlysle]

Hi, Barbie! BARBIE (2023), dr. Greta Gerwig

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

[honeydewdyke]

guys im girlfriend shaped did you know

[phonelocks]

gold painting details ✨