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I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.
And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.
So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.
The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.
Thank God someone bothered to check.
>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.
Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.
Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A
https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138
Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll
Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)
Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un
Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though
That should be enough
Um….
coming online as someone who liked the finale
ok here are all my thoughts on the finale before i fuck off forever. for me the main thing about that choice is that this is who crowley fundamentally is. that was the whole point they were trying to make with the conversation about him being the best angel. he was the only one who wanted better for humans and the only one who dared to ask questions. he wasn't upset with aziraphale in the final fifteen for not putting him over everyone else. he was upset because he didn't think change could happen BECAUSE he never got answers to his questions. i find the ending an inevitable consequence of him getting closure. he just needed the certainty that things could change but otherwise he would always have made that choice.
after that the in-another-lifetime ending was so predictable and i don't know yet that i personally like it but i think there is something lovely about it in the context of god's answer to aziraphale's question. it IS predictable. it makes her (us) smile. they are so meant for each other that even without the thousands of years of memories they ended up together anyway. even if people don't like the ending i think it is great writing in how all the justifications for it were explained in that bookshop scene
It wasn't what I expected either exactly... but I feel you. Don't fuck off forever. Stay and let's write love letters about shades of grey. It's never been straightforward has it? I don't love it all. But there were things here, that went deeper and were more true than a happy ending. I have to really sit with all of it and consider it's facets.
I keep thinking about Crowley getting to be the one who chooses, and being honoured for the choice instead of having to act within the constraints of his role as an agent of hell. Of them agreeing together to leave behind the garden, the safety of a universe with immortality, of everything they had known, with certain death at the end of it.... just like Adam and Eve leaving Eden.
Aziraphale chose the apple this time, and they exit the garden together. And because outside of eden death exists, so too for them.
That having free will means consequences.
Them - Crowley in particular - knowing God heard them and changed the world as a result. While it wasn't what I wanted for them, (human them was my biggest worry actually) those very human lives just happened to exist at the peak of a time when they could live together in love, eat dim sum, where they could enjoy all the developments of civilizations past.... filled with all of the things that they fought for, all the things the apple represented in eden. Where Crowley could be an astrophysicist. None of that feels casual or cruel or dismissive. I have to think about it more - but I appreciate your thoughts.
A very long meta explaining why the confession scene in Good Omens is the best that has ever been written and performed on screen
First of, the scene begins with two different realisations that makes each of them believe that their dynamic will significantly change (Crowley wanting to confess his love and Aziraphale wanting to break out the news about heaven). This, you can see, creates an unprecedented shift in their energy, makes them super excited (Azi) and super nervous (Crowley) to break the news to one another. And despite the two matters being drastically different, when Aziraphale begins his revelation we don't get the Miscommunication trope where Crowley listens to the offer and passively retreats back his emotions. No. He is steadfast in his resolution, in his love for Aziraphale.
And that right here is king attitude no.1, because even if Aziraphale just threw something so godforsaken on him, he won't allow himself to be cowardly or let go of the one person he loves more than eternity. Crowley still bares his heart, still lets it all out, because he will not lose Aziraphale in his naivete of still believing that Heaven is good and Hell is evil. (I write this with supreme detachment of my own beliefs lol) He tries to make Aziraphale understand that sides didn't do them any good the past 6000 years, that the only solid foundation they ever had was them, and that Crowley would rather have them than have everything.
Now you see here a moment of disbelief on Aziraphale's behalf, because he doesn't understand why Crowley would refuse going back to heaven with him when all Aziraphale remembers of Angel!Crowley was how utterly bright his eyes shone when he lit up the stars and surely Crowley must miss that too? He wants the same thing Crowley is saying, just in a different dimension. The “I can make a difference” immediately changes to “We can make a difference” because that's all what’s ever been for Aziraphale; them changing the small engines of the world according to their partnered will. He is genuinely benign and not ill-intentioned when he says “Nothing lasts forever”, because he truly wants a better life for them, a better existence. And that's when it gets better: Crowley has his walls back up, he's walking away, because he can't bear that he was never enough as he is for Aziraphale. That he was never worth reciprocation.
The way you hear Tennant's voice breaking when he said “And we spent our whole existence pretending that we aren’t”, is the perfect reflection of how Crowley genuinely despairs the time they lost and wouldn't have any more of it. And even with how bare and raw he's feeling with revealing all this, he still goes on. He still tries to tell him and I would like to spend our whole existence together, but struggles and struggles because he's strung wide open. But he keeps trying.
But Aziraphale doesn't let him leave.
And that's when it gets reaaally interesting. Aziraphale's expression then turns from sorrowful desperation to rageful desperation, because he's baring his heart and Crowley is walking away from him. Their solid ground is completely shaken when he says “I don't think you understand what I'm offering you” because he's trying to be subtle about his love for Crowley and still direct as much as he can, but Crowley responds with a condescending “I think I understand a whole lot better than you do” and if this isn't peak human beings in their arguments, I don't know what is. Because we all think we are so misunderstood every time we get into an argument with someone we love, and we absolutely despise it when we feel patronized, so it's no wonder Aziraphale bitterly says “Then there's nothing more to say”, because if Crowley understands, truly does, then he'd see right past his fear to how much he loves the ground Crowley walks over.
And that is king attitude no.2, because he doesn't want Crowley to leave when things are strewn all over the place that they don't know where they stand. All Aziraphale ever wanted was for them to stand on the same ground. He asks him to come back to him but hides it by finishing it with “to heaven!” because the whole conversation is going too fast for him, and he's undergoing a religious crisis of sorts that does not end in 6000 years, yet even so he still doesn't want to lose Crowley because he's everything he has and he can't do it without him and “I — I need you!”
And on the other hand I don't believe Crowley truly meant to be patronizing, but in a desperate last attempt he wanted to make Aziraphale understand what he is trying to say, what he spent his entire eternity feeling for Aziraphale, what Aziraphale would be giving up if he goes to heaven. What their life sounds like with no nightingales.
“You idiot, we could've been.. us” is the very culmination of love confessions. It took every single emotion and equated it. Tennant's delivery of it was unsurpassed in the way that it truly covers everything. And the way he grabbed Aziraphale, not entirely lovingly but desperately and angrily and, honest to God, awfully, is the reason why their kiss is so perfect. No queerbaiting, no beating around bushes. It is raw and sad and giving and agonising. Crowley wants to say see what you're giving up? See what we can have? And all Aziraphale thinks is how could you lay this on me now after everything, after every chance we could've been something, after me loving you from the first time I've met you. He's angry towards himself too, because nothing he can offer Crowley will be good enough that he chooses him instead of his choices. Sheen's choice in making his character grab Crowley's shoulder and let it go and then grab it once more in desperation is so unexplainably perfect of how much Aziraphale wants to hold onto Crowley.
And when Crowley lets go of him, not the other way around because of course it is Crowley who must let go and detach from the utter pain that pierced his heart, you can see his expression being one of defeated longing. He sees all expressions passing across Aziraphale, sees how torn apart the other man is, too, and awaits just a semblance of anything they could work with. But instead, Aziraphale's face closes, and he tells Crowley “I forgive you”, and Crowley thinks this must be his second falling, because he's never felt more pain. “Don’t bother”, he says, yet still waits for Aziraphale outside and doesn't leave until Aziraphale has left him. Because in the end, Crowley would always be there for Aziraphale, even if he doesn’t feel worthy of it.
But in the back of his mind, Crowley isn't choosing the same. Instead, Crowley's choosing to run from something that no doubt will rebound in their faces. They are angels and demons of heaven and hell, how could Crowley expect they could run and hide without being a repercussion later on? At least what Aziraphale is suggesting ensures that they will have a high position of power, enough to make them together, enough to make them happy, but instead, Crowley is walking away.
And that, my beloveds, is why eternity will remember this scene.
Revisiting a thought..... something I was mulling about this beautiful piece of writing above and "We could have been Us."
To add to this.... because it is glorious. I have been thinking that this is genuinely my/our version of "Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn."
Okay so I wanna take a moment to talk about gravity. Now I know what this sounds like, but bare with me here I promise I'm not looking to do a physics lecture. But I've been rotating this around in my head for a couple days now and I think there's something really critical in the way the show presents it to us.
For example: it's one of the few things actually listed in our introduction to this show individually while our protagonists build the universe, right between matter and everything else.
The show draws our attention to it here fairly bluntly by naming it but there are other incidents that, while I would not call them subtle, are not quite as on the nose.
There are at least three times Crowley chucks something he's holding in his hands across the room. They're played for comedic bits but they all feel very weird and pointed to me - especially both times he does this to books that he seems to have no purpose for holding other than to chuck them later. It caught my attention mostly because everything in me recoiled at the idea of him doing that, but the more I thought about the way they're so visible and pointed was important. They almost feel like weird hiccups in the scene they're in.
We also get gravity as an implied threat with Gabriel climbing out the window and, of course, with every mention of a Fall. But there's also more mundane uses of gravity in the season that while not odd in isolation, the fact we get it popping up so notably is interesting to me. There's also the scene with Nina and Maggie under the awning where rainwater's weight gets pulled down by gravity, the scene in 1941 where Aziraphale drops the picture of them onto the floor before they have their gray area talk, Gabriel dropping the matchbox, and I'm sure there's more. The point is the show is littered with reminders that gravity exists.
Now I know what this sounds like. I know it seems like yeah. Duh. They're on earth. Which has gravity. Of course gravity is a factor in nearly every physical action they do. Why are you even talking about this at all?
Well, it's because of a scene that is one of my absolute favorites in the whole season: the Gravity Lesson.
The scene opens with Jim throwing a book (My Best Games of Chess, an interesting title that feels pointed) repetitively at a desk. He's testing gravity himself, looking confused.
Crowley then descends from the upper level, carrying a stack of books. He pauses his descent on the spiral staircase and notes what Jim is doing.
Then we get this shot. Notice the light here. Jim is in the light from the windows but relatively in the middle of the shot. He's an angel still, though not nearly as in the Light as he was as Gabriel. And he's notably at ground level, on earth. Meanwhile Crowley blends into the shadows of the shop itself. He continues down the staircase, sauntering vaguely downward, until he finally hits earth level to be even with Jim. There's symbolism here, in the lighting, in the way they move through these frames, in the way the staircase spirals like an orbit.
Crowley continues this same sweeping circular pattern to come around the bookshop and place him in front of Jim. Unable to resist a question, even one that wasn't asked out loud, Crowley tells him about gravity. He moves center toward Jim here. A meeting in the middle. This is the first scene we see Crowley interact with Jim in a way anything near amicable. He explains how gravity works. "It's, um... A thing that happens when objects are pulled together. In this case, they're all pulled downwards because Earth is the largest thing around."
As he speaks, Crowley moves away from Jim, toward the back of the bookshop. But he stops very rapidly because Jim goes and asks him why. Crowley frowns to himself. He says he can't remember. He says it seemed like a good idea when they were all talking about it.
He walks back to Jim, giving this question some real thought, and settles on, "So things would stay where you put them, not just drift off." And Jim, backlit by the windows still, kind of frowns and drops the book again and points out. "But it doesn't stay where I put them. It goes down."
When the book hits the table it also visibly does not land precisely over where Jim dropped it either. It settles out of place, bouncing slightly from the force of it. This is what drew my attention to this scene more than anything else.
Because it's interesting isn't it? They're both right in their assessment here. And so much of this story is about people not fitting quite where they're dropped. Aziraphale and Crowley are both caught in Earth's gravity, jostled out of their respective places. The very first shot in the intro sequence emphasizes this idea. Crowley and Aziraphale meet in the middle on earth (where Crowley then says let there be light and lights a flame to guide them going forward).
Gabriel and Beez too fall out of line as soon as they get caught in Earth's gravity. Memories are deleted, but can't entirely escape the gravity of their old home. Memories are added, but you can't predict exactly the way they'll form. Miracles backfire and don't land quite as they're expected. We obey Heaven or Hell as far as we can, but not necessarily exactly as they'd like. These shifts eventually become predictable and eventually we learn we can calculate the odds of how gravity can impact something, but as Jim shows us here a little bit of the drift still happens. In the end it's all just firing bullets at ears and pretend to catch them in our teeth.
And there's viewing this line of thinking from the perspective of God. God who functionally dropped the universe into the gravity of Fate and Choice just to see where it would land.
And then there's the Fly.
As Jim points out here, some things actively resist gravity, at least temporarily. Flies go up. This is very fun, given Beelzebub's arc this season, but I think it's getting at more than just that. Crowley and Jim both pause to watch the fly rise upward, drifting away from Jim and toward the dark half of the shop. Crowley says Jim makes a good point and then shifts into "Right, the plan, Operation: Lovebird."
Given the plot of season 1, I find the use of the word plan here pretty interesting. Especially given that the event that follows this is Crowley trying and failing to get Nina and Maggie to recreate his own meet cute. Like the idea of these two being drawn together will fix everything.
And that got me thinking about Crowley's line at the end of season 1. About what if God planned it that way. What if they're God's own Operation Lovebird. We know that together they can do very powerful things. This whole season starts with them, while trying to keep their power under control and contained, do a miracle so big it could've brought someone back from the dead nearly 25 times. Last season ends with Heaven and Hell thinking they've become something impossible. The Metatron here goes out of his way to separate the two of them like he's afraid of what they're capable of together. And he seems to have successfully managed to do this.
But a Fly can't stay in the air forever. The Fly is always drawn back to Jim. Because not all gravity is about Earth itself. The same way Gabriel's memories are drawn back to him. The same way Beelzebub and Gabriel are drawn to each other in the first place. The same way Aziraphale and Crowley have been described time and time again as drawn in by each other. They're Alpha Centauri. Twin stars orbiting each other. They're constantly going in circles around each other. It's a dance. With the hands touching in the middle. Because that is a gravity too. They complete each other the same way the Fly completes Jim.
So what about choice? Think about the Ball episode. Think about how everyone in the shop is being influenced by some sort of miracle. Their clothes and behavior shift and change and Nina in particular shows us that this is Noticeable. Forcing something in a gravity it doesn't like or want makes it have a hard time settling. It doesn't go quite where you drop it.
And then there's the chat Nina and Maggie have with Crowley. "We're not a game. We're real people," says Maggie. And Crowley tries to argue this saying that they both needed help and they both push back that it is still not his right to meddle with. A game. Like the title My Best Games of Chess. Like the thing we know God has been using as a framing device since season 1. A thing the narrative always has pushed as a bad thing.
Maggie and Nina are choosing to not let beings above them influence their choices. They actively resist being compelled by Aziraphale in the bookshop together because they know what's right. His gravity is not enough to overwhelm their choices. And at the end maybe they're not together but they're working on it. And, maybe, if they do come back together (when they do, according to Maggie) it will be when they are ready and when they are choosing each their free of the constraints of the game or higher power. And that gives me hope that's where we're headed for the Ineffables as well.
This.
I'm still working out what the significance of this is, but I'm now surer than ever:
In season 2, Aziraphale's bookshop is the Garden of Eden.
What first tipped me off was the end of 2x01, when Gabriel asks about Outside, and Crowley urgently warns him that he needs to stay inside the bookshop. It reverberated against the themes of season 1, where choosing freedom over safety is symbolised by Leaving the Garden. Supporting this connection, one of the songs on the season 2 soundtrack is called Leaving the Bookshop; it plays in 2x06 when Crowley escorts Nina and Maggie outside.
There's an even clearer indicator of the symbolism, though, and I am so fascinated by the implications. When Gabriel first arrives at the bookshop in a state of undress, one of the things he says to Aziraphale is:
"Who told you I was naked?"
It's a funny line but it's also surprisingly biblically significant. In Genesis, Adam and Eve's loss of innocence after eating the fruit of knowledge is shown by their realisation they are naked. In this scene, Gabriel is like them before this transgression, innocent and unconscious of his own nakedness.
But it's even more on the nose than that, because in Genesis, when God appears to Adam after he eats the fruit, Adam hides, and then admits he's afraid because he's naked. And I quote directly, Genesis 3:11 (New International Version):
And [God] said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”
I'm sure this reference is intended. It's too similar to be a coincidence. So Gabriel's memory loss is comparable to the innocence that preceded the Fall of Man, and that's fascinating in its own right. This also makes the bookshop, where he is protected so long as he stays inside its walls, a clear parallel to Eden.
In relation to Gabriel, I think Beelzebub is Eve, offering Adam the knowledge of good and evil in the form of a fly holding his hidden memories. An argument could be made that they are the serpent to his Eve, but I think the partnered dynamic makes this a more fitting interpretation.
I'm still thinking on the roles that Crowley and Aziraphale play in this analogy. I keep coming back to Gabriel's line, "I don't go outside, and now I have two friends." If this is Eden, who are his friends? Are Crowley and Aziraphale reprising their roles as the serpent and the guardian? Are they God and Satan playing games with their own little universe, perhaps? Or are they Adam and Eve?
Obviously, if the bookshop is Eden, this has major implications for Crowley and Aziraphale too in the context of their break up. With this framing, Crowley telling Aziraphale, "You can't leave this bookshop" becomes a fascinating twist on his traditional role. He's asking Aziraphale to stay with him in blissful ignorance, rather than confront the truth of their world. I'm not arguing that this is the only level at which this line should be read, but it's one that's worth considering.
You may also notice that in light of this biblical reference, "Who told you I was naked" becomes the first time amnesiac Gabriel echoes the words of God. I'm really not sure what these echoes mean, but they sure do intrigue me.
Crowley also gave something away to protect Gabriel and Beelzebub when they left the bookshop.
Shut the fuck up I'm OBSESSED with this.
i love this, especially considering the way the walls of Eden mirror the architecture of Aziraphale's bookshop. those architectural parallels are more than a clever easter egg -- they are thematically essential to the story.
Agreed! And I also think it ties in with whatever was going on here:
Some more meta to consider..... interesting thoughts before the end times.
Im feeling like a child on christmas eve but now im an adult with anxiety waiting for my gay immortals to become an us
so let me get this straight-
the GO fandom has collectively gone insane over a missed detail in a scene with the Bentley in it, but we don’t know which scene so everyone is now rewatching every single scene with the Bentley in it to try and find the hint
apparently there were TWO other takes of the kiss that we haven’t seen yet
and the original camera move for the kiss scene was meant to convey that AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY ARE THE CENTER OF THEIR UNIVERSE (I’m dying inside)
and all of this happened while I was alseep
Yes.... and now the finale will be here.... and tumblr may be struck by lightning, or explode depending on the outcome.
I love you all.... be free be feral enjoy whatever comes.... we only get this moment once.
Aziraphale + being caught between light and shadows. isnp
@goodomensgifs event 2: dark vs light
Me feeling caught between now and midnight, watching Aziraphale caught between light and shadows.
I thought it was meant to be 360! That’d be amazing too. Whole world spinning around them when they finally kissed.
I think maybe the 360 shot should be saved for when they finally get a proper kiss, not an angry desperate one. It will be worth the wait. ❤️
We can only hope.
Imagine floating around in cosmos with a cool little guy you think you might really fancy, and then you get thrown down into a dimension designed for torture because you asked why your stars were only gonna shine for 6000 years.
Imagine being kicked out of one oppressive regime only to be forced to work for another.
Imagine being sent to Earth to do shit you don’t believe in, and imagine running into your cool dude friend from before, the guy you still fancy, and now he thinks you’re evil - he’s brainwashed, or too scared to admit what he’s really thinking.
Imagine spending 6000 years following this guy wherever he goes, tiptoeing around your feelings, his feelings and the rules of your respective fascist regimes, as well as the norms of a world that fucking hates queer people (because whatever you are, you’re certainly not a straight, cis man…)
And imagine that the lesbian running the coffee shop across the street figures the two of you out and tells you, and you learn that everyone KNOWS you’re into each other (which is dangerous on so many levels), and now the world is on overtime since the apocalypse got averted and there’s no time like the present, so you decide to tell him how you feel…
Imagine that Heaven and Hell then lose their shit over another demon and angel getting it on and it all works out perfectly right in front of your eyes, they even get to run away together, the rules seem to have changed and whatever it was you were so scared of is perhaps not something to be afraid of anymore.
Imagine that you tell the guy you love him and that he admits he loves and needs you too, no big news there, but BECAUSE he loves you, he accepts a position in his former oppressive regime and thinks you want to rejoin the cult with him. You say no and he fucks off. You watch him disappear forever, in the gayest neighborhood in Europe, after 6000 years of feeding ducks from benches and him calling you evil because he’s scared of his God.
Imagine that.
And then Your Fucking Song comes on in the car, the car that ONLY plays Queen.
I'll just leave this here.
I've not come across this yet and I really want to put it out there.
Listen. Hear that?
I don't hear anything.
That's the point.
No Nightingales.
Now. We all assumed it's a call back to A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square. And I do think it still is (and why that song plays later).
However. I think there's more to the use of Nightingales than that.
There is a certain bit of literature out there, a very RELEVANT bit of literature actually, that uses Nightingales or, more specifically, the lack thereof, as a warning.
A bit of literature that both of them are probably quite familiar with as they canonically have attended this particular bard's performances.
The tale of the most well known literary star-crossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet.
Act 3, scene 5. Dawn is approaching after the newly wed lovers have spent the night together.
Romeo must leave Juliet's room and get out of dodge before daybreak or risk being killed. Juliet, desperate for more time together, tries to convince him it is not yet morning and he should stay with her a bit longer.
Here is the scene:
Juliet tries to convince him the birdsong is that of the nightingale, a night-bird, and that they still have time to be together. Romeo replies that it is "no nightingale", but a lark, a bird of the morning, and that he must "be gone and live, or stay and die".
They tarry a bit longer as the scene continues until Juliet realizes the actual danger of him staying with her, and urges him to go. He does, but first :
Romeo: "Farewell, farewell! One kiss, and I'll descend!"
A bit on the nose, that.
Now, i am a die hard believer that there was more going on in that last 15 than meets the eye, and I eventually plan to post about that, as well. The possibility that there was some non verbal communication going on between the lines. I am also very solidly of the belief that the Metatron story we (and Crowley) heard from Aziraphale was that of an Unreliable Narrator. Something was said or implied in that conversation that we don't know about. Something Not Good.
But, the No Nightingales line, which at first seemed like just a heavy hitting angst-hammer and call back to the end of s1, on rewatches seems...odd. A bit 4th wall, even.
Unless...there was a different intent with the use of the phrase. Specifically 'Listen. No Nightingales.'
And then we get the Nightingale song playing in the Bentley right after Aziraphale gets in that lift.
We know that Satan, other demons, and Crowley himself can speak through the radio.
And we know from s1 (Aziraphale's escape back to Earth when discorporated and his possession of Mdm. Tracy) that if demons can do something...angels can, too.
The song playing right then, I believe, was Aziraphale's attempt at comfort.
Beautiful Meta about Romeo and Juliet I've had in my drafts for way too long. Enjoy.
People always talk about how Crowley witnessed the injustice and cruelty of Heaven in season 1 when they tried to execute Aziraphale. "Shut your stupid mouth" and the fact that he wasn't even given a trial and why he understands Heaven can't be fixed much better than Aziraphale can who wasn't there.
But what about Aziraphale. After going down to Hell himself to see how Crowley was treated, the environment he had to work in, the people he was surrounded by, he most likely swore to himself Crowley was never going down there again. Not if he can help it.
And now he can.
It's not about changing Crowley or not liking him as he is. But about saving him and keeping him safe.
BUT…. But but but
Aziraphale isn’t surprised by hell - because they are already the bad guys.
And while heaven is a lot shinier, Hell was a heck of a lot more respectful. There was a trial, even if it was a sham, charges were announced, the whole of the demon population bears witness and vote and Crowley/Aziraphale are asked if they have any final words.
And Aziraphale laughs about it afterwards.
Meanwhile heaven has a private meeting of the leadership where they basically say “hey you’re going to like this…. Here’s some hellfire sunshine… now shut your stupid mouth and walk into the fire.”
I mean Crowley just walked into a burning building a day ago thinking his Aziraphale had died there…. And here’s the people Aziraphale keeps choosing to defend as good….. and they really awful to him and want to kill him the same way Crowley thought he’d already been killed.
Think about that.
Thinking about the divorced dad story arc in season two of Good Omens. Gabrial literally stole the hero’s ending……
And he didn’t have to fight or do anything except remove his memories and go hide in order to win the love of his life.
He basically snuck around behind heavens’ back for a few years…. with the “other woman”….
fell in love and then when things came to a head – filed for divorce, gave heaven everything in the settlement and disappeared….. making it impossible to trace – but also willing to release it.
He’s a study in opposites - if you compare the relationship and actions- where Crowley and Azi have had to restrain themselves (very Victorian romance which I love), and you see that in all of their interactions - the minute gestures and ways they convey their feelings- the big eyes, the careful choices..... Gabrial just lets it all hang out - there isn’t any restraint in his actions.
So why does Gabe get a happy ending….he literally does a walk of shame…. his sin was pride. He gives up everything, his identity, his name, his memories, outfits, position….. he divorces heaven.
<insert your own divorce montage here>
Gabriel walks naked through the town square with a box….. this is the divorced husband story arc.
He humbles himself – moving back in with family/metaphorical parents…. second hand clothes… loses the flashy lifestyle all the benefits ….. basically guts his life for their love….
Season 2 has really set up that any character can be redeemed (except the Metatron ….. obviously)
So we saw him as a villain in season 1, but he get 6 episodes to redeem himself. We get to see what Gabriel’s like without all of that established identity, and even Crowley learns to befriend him.
We see him offer himself to the enemy to save everyone in the bookshop….. we see he has the most fabulous taste in clothes…. and without that weight of knowledge he also doesn’t disdain anyone or humans anymore…. he is a very literal and sweet and innocent person who understands nothing. Something that was there underneath the cynicism in season one but good lord also was the constant desire to smack his smug judgemental face.
Jim shows us what it looks like getting divorced from Heaven–ahem Aziraphale.
But Azi really misses the memo…. because he doesn’t know what to look for – I think a good example of this is him going on his adventure for the record to find answers, when in the end it’s Crowley who discovers the actual answer to the question of where Gabriel’s memories have gone.
...and at the same time these two falling in love proves that given enough time and exposure Aziraphale and Crowley are impacting ALL characters around them and not just by miracles…. has anyone else noted that everyone pairs off if they spend enough time around them when they are together?
People surround them who end up in relationships with their opposites. Their slow burn romance may create a force field of love everyone else gets sucked into. Or, while being 100% clueless, they've become the example of ideal relationship for people around them who then fall in love in similar ways.
So what happens when they are really unhappy and apart? I wondered if in season 3 we would get to find out…. just as we get to find out who they are as individuals. While hopefully also getting to see them together as much on screen as possible.
aziraphale + text posts bonus:
The last one …. Just…..