Elsa Kasica

[greta-van-slut]

Anyone??😅😅

[qillermeme]

We must protect her at all costs.

[jaubaius]

Creative & DIY

[femur-theif]

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

[stagemanagerssaygo]

[verysorrytobother]

Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now

[universeofmemes]

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Pizza Slut Hoodie - BUY HERE

[rememeory]

[elsakasica1234]

The best band ever!

[badjokesbyjeff]

Monkey Who Does Great Sex

A young sexy woman passing by a pet shop saw a board -

“Monkey who does great sex”.

She went in, bought that monkey & walked away with the Instruction Manual.

The Manual said ‘Give a good bath to the monkey, then you take a bath. Make him sit on the bed and you lie down without wearing anything. Leave the rest to the monkey. Repeat all steps for repeat performance’.

Accordingly, the woman gave the monkey a bath, bathed herself and slept on the bed naked.

Monkey did nothing.

Disappointed, she again gave him a bath, had bath and lay down naked on the bed.

Again, the monkey did nothing.

She referred the Manual to check for forward path. It said : 'In case of no activity, call the shop owner for support’.

She called the owner & he arrived in 10 minutes. He asked the woman to lie down. He then smiled at the monkey and shouted…

*“I’m teaching you for the last time, watch carefully!!!!!!”*