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@elsewheregremlin
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I have decided if Q has a boyfriend/date that is mentioned/implied in NTTD, but not named or shown... I will assume he's dating Alec Trevelyan.
If Q only has one cat with no explanation given why he doesn't have two... I will assume Alec helpfully took the second cat to the vet while Q was at work, and will return the perfectly healthy kitty during their dinner date that night. Q cooked.
Also, Alec and Q went on holiday to Japan at some earlier point, and Alec bought Q that apron.
Possibly I could do an actual fic with these ideas at some point, too.
For @emiliasilverova, with many thanks for the shashka references and endless excited chatter about our obsessions~♡
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My Incubus Q fic is finally updating!
(Many thanks to the mighty @kitten-kin for beta!)
Unfortunately the smut has been postponed to the third chapter, so you still have to wait before Q and Bond managed to do that.
“Brosnan bond is straight” did you not watch goldeneye, the movie about bonds messiest divorce
Okay but writing Bond fanfic is so fun because canon absolutely gives you free reign to write the most outrageous moments of sensuality/sexual tension between your characters.
James Bond has no shame and that's extremely enjoyable to me as a writer.
I have been in a LOT of fandoms and let me tell you, nobody does sex scenes like Bond fanfic writers do. Nobody. "Oh, but what about-" No. It feels like every Bond fanfic writer sits down, snorts a line of coke, chugs a bottle of Jack Daniels, eats an entire copy of the Kama Sutra, and says "let's fucking GOOOO". Absolutely unhinged. The Bond movies' smoldering, PTSD filled and yet utterly cheesy vibes have combined with the canonical necessity for there to be porn in every movie and have made the fanfic into something magical.
Writers consider a scorching hot sex scene with 14 puns and someone bleeding from fresh stitches to be the absolute minimum bar, because that already happens in the movies. Bond fans have not only seen Bond fuck (and fuck so well his magical dick turns villains into good guys), they have seen that man's come face. Fanfic writers from that fandom have to work to impress, and by god, they do. If you sit down with a really good Bond fanfic, get a pen and paper bitch because you're going to want to take notes. You are going to learn some fuck tricks. In canon Bond can fuck someone so thoroughly they have an existential crisis about it, and those fanfic writers take that as a challenge. 10/10
LOL. This reminds me of a comment I once got on a smutty Bond fic of mine that said "i don't know what must be in your head but it is an enlightening place."
No lies detected. I just wrote my first Bond smut scene and I’m like. “Is this gonna pass? This would be hardcore in Yu-Gi-Oh but I feel like I’ve barely touched foreplay here….”
Good lord, I also used to be that person who wouldn't touch writing smut with a 10 foot pole. Then I actually interacted with the Bond fandom (as opposed to lurking). The result:
*gulps non-existent shot of drain cleaner vodka*
Okay where do I start with them kinky bastards???
NO TIME TO DIE 2021
Inside James Bond's home in Jamaica
Thank you @lumiilys and @ofmd-ann for tagging me to do this picrew 💜
How I look:
How I wish I looked:
Time to get an appointment with my hairdresser I guess haha
No pressure tags: @iamadequate1 @starryfox0 @logarithmicpanda @gentlebeardsbarngrill @ineffable-piracy @we-may-still-have-time
thx for the tag!
i do not have a nostril piercing-yet. but well
no pressure tags:
@sassydalek3791 @ebbsipepsi @kazooyay @hawt-pants-exe
my hairdresser messed up so this is how i would want to look like lmao
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Thanks for the tag :)
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got tagged :0
no pressure boops @noctescorvus @kaijudirector @emiliasilverova
Omg I used to play with so many avatar creators back in the day, thanks for the nostalgia blast @reallyneedsalife
Also, went for my dream glasses hehe
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Inviting myself to this thread : )
April Fools!
It’s 4/1 and I managed to write a tiny fic for the fandom! Unbeta-ed and probably extremely messy, but I hope it can make a few people laugh.
Enjoy!
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When 00s prank each other on April first, they always choose the silliest and most harmless method. It was only practical, since any serious attempt at going after another double-oh usually leads to death and destruction.
Thus, harmless shenanigans. And only for those who weren’t on active missions, and no retaliation allowed until next year.
Last year, all of 007’s suits were replaced with hot pink monstrosities decorated with sequins. 001 and 005’s electronic devices belt out “Baby Shark” at the oddest intervals. 009’s car was covered top to bottom in Angry Birds stickers. 008’s shoes and socks were all missing the right leg. 004’s fridge was looted and filled with her least favorite flavor of ice cream.
This year, they decided to officially welcome Mallory into the fold, starting the day with replacing his stash of expensive alcohol with soda.
Q, formally left out of the fray because the pack of hyenas were rightfully terrified of him, snickered while M bemoaned why the nine of them couldn’t devote this kind of careful planing to missions.
“They spend a full year planning this kind of stuff, sir. Can’t do that on active missions.”
Hiding a grin behind his mug, Q idly switched between different monitoring devices, getting a sense of what was in store this time.
Bond was hiding out in Q’s office, giggling menacingly over a pot of unidentifiable goop. Q had no idea what or who it was for, but it couldn’t be very dignified judging by the color and consistency of the goop.
He raised an eyebrow when he spotted Trevelyan consorting with one of his own minions, and decided to listen in.
His thoughts crashed when he heard the words.
“—this can hold 007 long enough for the Quartermaster to get to him. Good enough for you, 006?”
“Darling, we shall have a spring wedding. I can’t wait to see Q’s face when he saw the present we got for him.”
With a kiss on the minions cheek, Trevelyan left Q-Branch with a package under his arm and a smirk on his face.
Q put down his mug to ponder this for a moment, and then decided there was no need for worrying.
After all, while the rules forbade them from aiming the pranks at Q, this was clearly a gift.
This might just be the best April Fool’s day he had.
00Q Outfit swap
(redraw the original from 2014)
divinity kink in less of a "fuck me in a nun habit" way and more of a "put me on my knees and rewrite my understanding of faith and show me what a loving god's hand feels like and give me mercy and wrath and splendor and leave your communion dripping from my lips and teach me how every part of my body was meant to worship you"
also divinity kink in a "my mortality corrupts you to turn into something that isn't entirely divine anymore" way, a "divinity is a lonely perch, let me drag you to the earth with my base soul" and "all may worship at your altar but whose altar do you bow to" way
@kitten-kin found something you might be interested in (and cicer too but I’m too shy to tag)
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: GoldenEye (1995), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James Bond/Alec Trevelyan Characters: James Bond, Alec Trevelyan Additional Tags: Ficlet, Drabble, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Short & Sweet, Bathing/Washing, Hurt James Bond, Protective Alec Trevelyan, Idiots in Love, Inspired By Die Another Day, Hopeless Self-Unawareness, No Grubby Boys Allowed In House Trevelyan, Not That James Complains, Being The Pampered One For Once Word Count: 100 Summary:
Alec would be damned if he let James look like death warmed over.
A teeny tiny little unplanned something that might or might not have to do with @elsewheregremlin, and been polished with the help of TBE mother hen, @kitten-kin 🫡 Hope you like it, long meant to drabble again and here we are at last~
WIP Wednesday
Last WIP Wednesday: 06/22/23. Holy shit, now that was a lifetime ago. And guess what? Still the same fic (You Need Only Ask), still the same chapter (2, of course). BUT. Back then I was stuck in a loop of rewriting the beginning of the chapter—now I'm almost three pages in, woohooo 🥳 One day, I promise, I'll get to the end of it. In the meantime, and since it's Valentine's day, how about a little... snippet...? 👀 (slightly smutty btw, I won't put a cut this time but just in case, you're warned)
There wasn't any sound but their steady breathing. James had stopped moving on purpose, both to give Alec space and enjoy the all too rare moment. Retreated from civilisation, but safe from the elements; holding someone dear close to him, with all the cares of the world far behind. This was just what he personally needed, although he didn’t mind if Alec insisted on taking things further. He never minded.
“Is that it?”
Alec didn't stir as he spoke. It couldn't be clearer to James this was right where he wanted to be, however many jibes he might make. It wouldn't be Alec, of course, if the last word wasn't his.
“Number one rule in the book: never stint on foreplay,” James replied. One of his hands moved down, settling on Alec’s stomach.
Alec sneered. “I see. Buying time.”
“I didn’t hear you complain.”
“How about you put your money where your mouth is, hm?”
As James’s fingers dug into Alec’s skin, the latter squirmed to get them even lower. Getting impatient, wasn't he? Good. That went to show James had taken the right path so far. “Do you mind if I fetch some lotion?” James asked.
“Why, do you have—”
In response, James rolled over to the other side of the bed. He reached for his luggage—an unsung advantage to a room so cramped had to be how he could do that without getting up. A few seconds into fumbling for his toiletries, his hand emerged with a small, flat plastic bottle. He set it on the nightstand, before reclaiming his warm spot beside Alec.
“Only one thought in that small mind of yours, isn't there, James?” Alec commented.
“And what thought is that, hating to chafe?”
“Nobody I know uses lotion for chafing.”
James smiled. Although he’d been—mostly—sincere, how was he supposed not to use ammunition when it was so generously handed to him?
“Their loss. Anybody can use a little glide,” he said.
There was brief silence. Then Alec finally answered back—half-disparaging, half-defeated. “You’re a wanker.”
“At your service."
Just thinking about 00Q again while preparing some presentation (as one does), and suddenly remembering memes with a certain vibe.
Observe:
While Bond is almost pure muscle, trauma, and not a small amount of alcohol, Q will find a way to pick his man up and kiss him senseless.
What do you think @kitten-kin ?
I think you might be on to something, @elsewheregremlin.
Chef kiss
I am getting strong sense of “Do I get a kiss for every pull-up I manage? 🥺😏”
Q is, of course, amenable.
And thus Tanner is quietly forgotten in the background.
Just thinking about 00Q again while preparing some presentation (as one does), and suddenly remembering memes with a certain vibe.
Observe:
While Bond is almost pure muscle, trauma, and not a small amount of alcohol, Q will find a way to pick his man up and kiss him senseless.
What do you think @kitten-kin ?
Put on your war paint
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“Are you sure this isn’t an overt attempt at undermining us?”
“Trust me, the thought has occurred to me more than once.”
MI6, much to the horror and excitement of some of its employees, had been ordered to conduct a “bonding exercise” if they wanted that extra budget request approved.
With its brains, brawn, and other attributes more or less evenly divided among three teams, the Secret Service was about to have one hell of a week.
NEW CHAPTER IS UP FELLAS!!!
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