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Games, Memes, & Memes About Games

[freshfreshsalad]

Move list

[soracities]

Anne Sexton ("The Truth the Dead Know") Charlotte Eriksson (Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself)

[emahriel]

“A woman with shadows for eyes—deep as the Darklake.”

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[scheidungsgrund]

Undine rising from the waters, Marble statue by Chauncey Bradley Ives [1810-1894]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

*gets put in a wiggler that vibrates all the microplastics out of my body*

*the microplastics take shape as an indestructible, plastic clone of myself*

[karcatgirl-vantas]

kingdom hearts

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

came up with an amazing new comedy bit last night where my character is a weimar era german expressionism film fan but talks about it like the MCU. “Ja you need to stay until zhe end credits of “das cabinet” because zhe fraulein from metropolis shows up because zhere going to team up take down M” 

[kristina100000]

you dont need ibuprofen you need me to kiss U

[warmcoals]

[catboyattorney]

no little german boy don't go into the gay bar

[kiera--b]

oh mein gott zees is klub full of untz untzen

[conarcoin]

sometimes i think theres no way there are people who legitimately believe people just dont have a disorder until a doctor says they have it. like. i’ve seen people legitimately say this. and it’s like okay. what. do doctors just give people mental illnesses

[ivorycello]

we need to get rid of all doctors

[conarcoin]

mental illness rate drops to 0

[elune-adore]

but its fine when social media makes people think they have disorders that they dont through misinformation, vague infographics, and a culture obsessed with self diagnosis 

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[peachypicture]

I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lol

[peachypicture]

he really said wtf is that and why is it in my house

[guooey]

[synthetic-ultramarine]

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.” 

[synthetic-ultramarine]

“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

“I never drink…. Wine…”

Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?

Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT

[syn-ack]

Company known for unethically collecting and seeking access to people’s metadata: Hmm… Nobody trusts us. We should do a friendlier rebrand but under what name…

[powerfulwizard]

oblivion vampire lore: clavicus vile bestowed the vampires of cyrodiil with the ability to completely conceal their vampiric features and they are indistinguishable from normal people

vampires in oblivion:

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[themummersfolly]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[twinnedpeaks]

journal excerpt, july first

[sasukesplug]

[gayanese]