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em. 27. she/her. sideblog for @stardustsea. primary teams: kraken & flyers. i believe in kissing goalies.

[nudityandnerdery]

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

[mclennonyaoi]

think rpf has gotten too popular lately and we are way overdue for a public opinion pendant swing. like rpf tweets should not be getting 22k likes on twitter .just shouldnt be happening

[randomhockeygifs]

↠ 11.19.2021 | game winner hugs

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[flowerscatsandwichystuff]

@spiritspodcast

[supervillainny]

*a hockey player in a suit and sunglasses

(See: dat ass)

[em-ptynet]

that is NOT a hockey player (at least in the nhl), it's one of gritty's bodyguards

[quasi-normalcy]

[halfcourts]

the first rule of sports rpf is u must eroticize the bro hug

[rimouskis]

happy pride to the nhl player who was preparing to come out and changed his mind. I hope he's happy and loved.

[ashipwreckcoast]

“Racist, sexist, and homophomic [?] language has no place on our team.”- Travis Konecny, Philadelphia Flyers

[flyerskay]

Have to add my most beloved Cathy Konecny retweet screenshot

[frasermittens]

happy pride month

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[martypantone]

Does it ever drive you crazy?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[dilangley]

Official addendum to Checked Swing: Z uses “Closing Time” by Semisonic as his walkout in the playoffs, and Jamie has to live with the image of the crowd singing along to “I know who I want to take me home” to their favorite closer forever.

[starrynet]

happy world otter day!! 🦦 which of these real otters from a news headline reminds you the most of your blorbo?

river otter family steals golf ball from high cliff fairway

cincinnati zoo shares video of big brother otter ‘helping’ in most unhelpful way

otter mayhem after ‘challenging beast’ sneaks into garden centre

‘thought they were cute’: woman says otter attacked while cheering marathoners

dazed otter found lying on beachfront, caught in net

trained otter aids detectives in search for missing mother

otter steals surfboard, bites surfer. is area’s famous thief with flippers back?

greedy otters poke tiny paws through enclosure begging for treats

my blorbo is already an otter

something else

Voting ended onJun 3

[malewag]

anyone else notice how there's been a dark and swagless vibe about the nhl for many months now

[washedupswammer]

this is so funny from abols

[washedupswammer]

he’s committed😭

[starrynet]

how people talk about athletes