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[abelgloss]

Marc Jacobs Documentary by Loïc Prigent

[zindabad]

Every time

[leannihilation-deactivated20230]

what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms

[leannihilation-deactivated20230]

roman: oh fuck you guys! Dad's not - actually worms, alright, he's just fucking with us. it's a mindfuck, it's textbook fucking cave painting shit

Kendall: uh, I'm pretty sure he burst into worms, bro

shiv: but not... really, right? not actually worms. like it wasn't ... worms? are we sure? did - did Hugo say that?

frank: (raises eyebrows) Worms.

Tom: surely not? I mean, earthworms?

frank: pink and everything.

Connor: (inexplicably crunching on an apple like brad pitt) Yeah, but that's classic Pa, though, right? he used to do that all the time when I was a kid

Kendall: yeah no I remember that

roman: oh fuck off! (standing on the table for some reason)

-

(later)

Greg: so Uncle Logan - he was, um, he was worms the whole time?

ewan: Greg, I tried to warn you of the insectoid rot poisoning this family. of course he was worms.

Greg: Yes, but you didn't... I thought, in a sort of, um, metaphorical way, like in terms of - I don't think you quite elucidated the actual nature of the situation, to me, um...

-

(even later)

Greg: (on the phone) YES MOM, like the oogie boogie man!

[bearie]

i don't look up any information about celebrities its not my business. if they want me to know something about them they can tell me personally<3

[bearie]

david lynch has just direct messaged me to tell me his favourite colour

[darth--nickels]

Tumblr is basically the flooded wwi shellhole we all come to huddle in. No one likes it but its better than standing in view of the snipers (twitter). Every once and a while someone gets a package from home and we all get a chunk of stale and slightly muddy sponge cake to nibble on.

[darth--nickels]

“You got a blorbo back home, Sarge? A meow-meow? A special little guy?”

“Yeah…” [removes tattered photo from breast pocket]

“That’s nice. Really pathetic. Looks like a drowned kitten.”

“Yeah.”

“You’ll see ‘em again. Another network will pick up the show.”

[they smoke in silence]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bnprime]

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

[rust-4-life]

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

[charlesoberonn]

Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.

[jncoes]

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

[recreationaldivorce]

it could do with a little queerbaiting to be honest

[ice-block]

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

[ceescedasticity]

In this scenario have you been asking to share the alien's uranium desserts for your entire friendship?

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Well to be fair if I was friends with a heavy metal-eating alien and he LOVED uranium and loved to put it in various forms in his alien desserts or ate it on its own sometimes and his species had a guy who made intrictate edible uranium scuptures that everyone on Krunglr (Saturnian tumblr) lost their shit over then yeah I'd be quite curious too

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

mm fulled of eggs

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

[koscheiisms]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

700 notes I jus wokered up. All of you are evil beasts . 4 more eggs as little snack

[vampire-connoisseur]

[nyancrimew]

hot take: i feel like sowing is much better than reaping

[nyancrimew]

like i loove fucking around, but finding out? not so much

[nyancrimew]

what's "hubris"?

[rosa-mortuis]

[thememedaddy]

[neenarchive]

siren

[crawfishcomic]

Hint

[the-grey-tribe]

I love the even split between "lol the girl is me IRL this is how I flirt" and "me and who" and "ugh why don't men get the hint" and "my fave fanfic ship" with just a dab of "lol this is how I flirt why don't mean get the hint they always think I'm not interested" — just enough to keep it spicy

[junglejim4322]

They need a pride flag for this

[coughloop]

finally found my favourite twitter video ever so im uploading it here to never lose it again