Adventures in Fangirling

Sarah - 27- bookworm - mom - [she/her] ✨Don’t be an asshole, enjoy your stay✨

[loveridden1999]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[embellishedillusions]

“Oh god I’m the cryptkeeper!” 💀

[byebyeshow]

the bisexual haircut

[verilyrosen]

YOU LAUGH BUT THIS IS THE EXACT HAIRCUT I GOT FRESHMAN YEAR HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS JUST STARTING TO QUESTION MY SEXUALITY

[glitterytiddies]

@embellishedillusions remember back in middle school when I got this cut

[embellishedillusions]

@glitterytiddies We’ve all gone through the “bi panic choppy bob” phase it’s a right of passage

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[hobgobknowsbest]

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

[enki2]

[lethalbutterfly]

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

[audhdspacewizard]

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[homunculus-argument]

Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

[toskarin]

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

[toskarin]

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

[asimovsideburns]

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

[beardedmrbean]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[goodnightmoonvale]

@lurlur

[lurlur]

Summer goals