shoop

idk what’s going on anymore. she/her

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[nyctosaurid]

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

[nyctosaurid]

I’m opening a charity to reimburse anyone who watched more than 5 episodes of this show

[decemberwinter]

man I hate this fuckass country so much

[decemberwinter]

reblog if you hate your country

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[dogpuppy]

[notwhatyoucameherefor]

I need more its not enough

[amvs]

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

[amvs]

[walkietalkiesaki]

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

[amvs]

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

[squareallworthy]

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

[amvs]

[wearesorcerer]

Spell: Lorem ipsum beam.

[tamamita]

What is the funniest pokemon move

[tamamita]

Obsessed with the description for this move

[knyareth]

losing my mind at the animation as well

[stumbleinethevampirequeen]

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[ladybugsandchats]

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

[novafuzzcheeks]

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

[great-tweets]

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

[kyri45]

Fand-Home Prints series by Kyri45

or- what home feels like for every fandom. :)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Microsoft purchased France, and changed its motto to "Liberté, Égalité, Fenêtres."

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[minotaur470]

Tumblr user heatmap

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

why is his avatar a cracker

[nikoiya]

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

im a girl

[catgirlslimies]

Thank God all these people are dead

[antfucker98]

i’m still alive. i still talk to diggledagger regularly too he’s a friend of mine

[catgirlslimies]

Well now I feel guilty. Sorry

[antfucker98]

it’s ok. you could still feel happy at the thought of me not being alive if you want

[idonthavepurplehair]

Chat gpt you will never be her

[toodrunktofindaurl]

tfw your most trusted soldier is in love with the political opposition

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

who suffered more?

sisyphus

candace flynn

Voting ended onJun 19, 2025

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!