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[desertislandcomics]

Same. Edie Fake from Gaylord Phoenix 8, published by the crucial Pegacorn Press

[dare-i-say-asexual]

christian missionaries really will just show up at your door full of bad and stupid opinions you absolutely did not ask for then act hurt when you get short with them because they don’t know when to fuck off

[dare-i-say-asexual]

like sirs and ma’ams i hate to break it you but y’all are not martyrs suffering for the greater good. you’re pushy strangers who show up at people’s houses uninvited to tell them about a religion they’re most likely not interested in and you get bonus asshole points for thinking it’s acceptable to preach for homophobic/transphobic organizations on the doorsteps of random lgbt ppl. ppl not being happy to see you isn’t an attack against you it’s you experiencing normal consequences for being rude.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Anti SJW youtube girl with heavy eyeliner: There’s only TWO genders I will talk about this for 50 minutes straight

Men watching: Will you PLEASE fuck me

[ampervadasz]

[onlyblackgirl]

You know what, I’m not even mad. Sometimes it just be like that.

[falconpunchyourmom]

lmfao yoooo zero fucks.

[elpatron-delmal]

I apologize if I ever was a toxic person in your life, I’m maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.

[aidashakur]

fuck u, next

[feliicityrampant]

you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”

[swimmingpoolmp3-archive]

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[oddfilmstills]

[jazzsucks-deactivated20171223]

[homosexual-supervillain]

tbh i need cher to teach me how to clapback 

[straight-people-again]

[manwithtitties-deactivated20170]

[nerdjpg]

[trapcard]

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MIN

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

you’re not falling behind. you are still young and have a whole life ahead of you. you have enough time to explore things u love and experience your life and make your goals come true and find reasons to live. take things one day at a time and don’t let the fear of falling behind stop you because life isn’t a race.