You thought I was done creating stupid prompts? Nope.
I learned absolutely nothing from all the ao3 subscribers who unfollowed me during Schlocktober, so here are some schlocky prompts for December.
FAQs:
Why "schlock"?
It means trash/junk, and that's the quality of content I'm striving for with these prompts. Think Chuck Tingle. Think Jingle All the Way or Violent Night. (I say all of these things affectionately)
What fandom is this for?
Whatever fandom you want. Original fiction is okay too.
What about RPF?
RPF is fine, so long as it's clearly fictional. See the few rules below.
What ships can I write/draw?
Any of them.
Even [my fandom's most despised ship]?
Especially [your fandom's most despised ship].
What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if...
Go for it. The rules are made up and the points don't matter. Celebrate Jingle Bell Schlock in February for all I care.
Are crossovers okay?
Do. Whatever. You. Want.
What if I want to create something problematic?
That's 90% of what we do here.
What does [prompt] mean?
You tell me. It's all open to interpretation. I've seen people turn what I thought were the smuttiest prompts into safe for work fluff, and I've seen more benign prompts turned to absolute filth.
What are the vibes?
Just have fun.
But other people are having fun wrong!
Shut the fuck up.
Are there any rules at all?
Sure.
No irl bigotry, threats, etc.
Your characters can be problematic as all get out, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or a manifesto about overthrowing the government of Guam, you're not going in the collection, bud. Don't kill the vibes.
No AI use.
If you need an LLM to write your schlock for you, consider a long walk off a short pier. If you need it to do your editing for you, use a beta reader instead. A stick figure peed into a snow bank is better than soulless AI art.
Tag appropriately.
'Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings' means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply' means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex). Schlock readers deserve to be informed.
How do I participate?
There's an ao3 collection right here:
Jingle Bell Schlock on ao3
The collection will open for submissions on November 14th.
If you're posting on bsky, just hashtag #jinglebellschlock or @ schlocktober.
Text version of the prompts under the cut.
December 14:
Erotic Tree Trimming
Balls in a Nutcracker
Regifting a Sex Toy
Odd Menorah Fumes
December 15:
Wire Ribbon Shibari
Dildo Sweatshop
Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole
Latke Nipple Pasties
December 16:
Suspiciously Stiff Stocking
Aphrodisiacal Eggnog
Yellow Snow
Sex Position Dreidel
December 17:
Snowman Carrot Erection
Stuck in a Chimney
Gift Made of Body Hair
POV Chocolate Coin
December 18:
Sexts to Santa
Ornament Insertion
Huffing Spray Snow
Dough Nutting
December 19:
Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon
North Pole Stripper Pole
Drinking a Snow Globe
Hand Stuff During Blessing
December 20:
Gift Wrap Mummification
Butt Plug Made of Coal
Random Act of Rudeness
Schmaltz As Lube
December 21:
Charitable Oral Sex
Polar Express Train Running
Candy Caning
Synagagged
December 22:
Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake
Sex in Ugly Sweaters
Chopping Down a Sentient Tree
Explicit Caroling
December 23:
Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume
Advent Calendar Full of Cum
Mistletoe Allergy
Mittenjob
December 24:
Little Drummer Fuckboi
Three Unwise Men
Biblically Accurate Snow Angel
Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future
Do you take commissions? I saw you did a fandom trumps hate auction last year
Hello friend,
Unfortunately, I’ve been in a massive writing slump this past year+, and wasn’t able to complete my fth auction.
So, when I do finally get an ounce of my writing muse back, I feel like I have to prioritize the person I owe one. But thanks for asking, it means a lot that you expressed interest!
(To the anons in my inbox— I see you and I want to reply, but I still haven’t figured out how…)
Hello! I was looking through your FTH offerings and I wanted to ask if you would be open to writing Azula/Zuko at all? Or only the ships that you have listed? Thanks in advance and have a great day!
Hi! Thanks so much for reaching out!
I don't think I'd do a very good job writing Azula/Zuko, so I'm going to say I'd stick within the parameters of what I listed.
But consider me flattered that you reached out!
Here's my Fandom Trumps Hate listing for anyone that's interested!
tangentwithtanner
janainaart
blakekathryn
ellievsbear
gummygunk
