🔞 terretory freak zone ✋️👶

Nerves. Evil adult. Transgressive art and fiction creator and enjoyer. Normally, I am an OC artist/writer first and foremost, but the karate soap opera currently has an unprescedented grip on me, specifically Terretory (Terry Silver/Tory Nichols.)

[porchtart]

hello and welcome to my silly little blog. my name is nerves, but i also answer to PORCH. i'm a grown adult in all countries and territories around the world.

i am primarily an oc artist/writer, but i have been known to fall back into fandom on occasion. at the moment, it's the karate soap opera (the karate kid/cobra kai franchise) that has me in a death grip.

i mostly write about trauma (especially of the sexual nature) so if you have an issue with that, you best leave. i am primarily (but not exclusively) a fucked up age gap and incest m/f shipper, but it's important that all characters involved in my ships are pretty fruity. bi rights.

i don't personally like the label "proship" for myself but i overall agree with their beliefs, if that affects whether you want to interact with my posts.

i will put my other socials up here at some point, but honestly at the moment i'm mostly on here and posting fanfic on ao3 (user Nerves.)

Read My Big Sappy Terretory Fanfic "Open Arms"

[sludgebones]

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

[weaselknievel]

woke Aerosmith: dude looks like a they/them

[glintblade]

woke aerosmith: my feelings are akin to the eternal girl

[weaselknievel]

I'm sorry Steven Tyler I wasn't familiar with ur bigender game

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The Eiffel Tower gets slightly bigger every year. That's because it's alive and slowly absorbing the girders and I-beams from the other buildings in the city. The French government didn't want to alarm its citizens, so they made up a story about it being built by an architect, but that's not what happened at all. In fact, despite its name, the Eiffel Tower isn't really a tower at all.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It's a Paris sight

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[quietwingsinthesky]

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[angel-in-your-basement]

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

[angel-in-your-basement]

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts

[angel-in-your-basement]

You folks get me

[achillesinhighheels]

[susiehunsecker-remade]

this is one of my favourite posts of all time

[haljordangetpregnant]

"You're like family to me." "I have seen what you read about family..."