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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”
always reblog tumblr identification
this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out
im laughins so hard who changed it
i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane
i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area
I had a baby that summer and all the pictures we took of him for two whole months include a pokemon
all of them. are. like. this
happy 5 years!!
Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
10 days remain
Maybe misusing the name of God isn’t so much about saying the shallow words, “Oh my God,” as it is about using the name of God to justify discrimination, oppression, injustice, racism, slavery, xenophobia, poverty, sexism, islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, war, & the list can go on.
the “woman mauled to death by french bulldog” story that’s currently trending is like, untrue and bizarre? the picture circulating with this story of her holding a white french bulldog is misleading - her dogs were designer bully breed mixes, and the dog in the picture is not the dog that killed her.
the fact that someone earnestly claimed that a french bulldog was rescued from a life of dogfighting should be absolutely hilarious to anyone who is even slightly aware of what a french bulldog is. you don’t even have to have met one. you just need to have a vague grasp on the concept of a french bulldog
french bulldogs can’t even fuck, sir. no one is using them for bloodsports
remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it
When Tony walks into Fury’s office, Fury isn’t there.
There is, however, an orange tabby sitting on his desk, cleaning itself with an air of grace and disdain that only cats can manage.
“Oh, look at you!” Tony coos, even though it would be just like Fury to let a cat loose in his office in a plot to get camera footage of Tony loosing his cool over a cat, holds his hand out, palm down, fingers curled in for the cat to sniff.
The cat looks him over, sniffs his hand, and butts his curled fingers with the top of it’s head, meowing quietly. Tony coos agian, scratches the cat under it’s chin, behind it’s ears. It pats his chest with one tiny paw as he gets closer, claws hooking in the material of his shirt like it’s trying to drag it closer, and Tony obeys, scratching at it’s ears to the sound of loud and content purring the whole time.
At some point it must deem that he’s close enoug, because it gets up on it’s hind legs, front paws resting on Tony’s shoulder, meows agian, and then—
Jumps up and onto Tony’s shoulder, curling around his neck and settling in like a very fuzzy scarf.
Tony can’t help but beam — he think this might be the best thing that’s ever happened to him, in his life — and reaches up to scratch the kitty’s ears. It’s an awkward angle, but he manages.
And that’s when Fury opens the door and stops dead, staring at the cat.
“Hey, Nick,” Tony says, pretending like he doesn’t have a purring scarf at the moment, “You know, I really wouldn’t’ve pegged you as a cat person, but I guess—“
“You really should not be holding that.” Fury says, voice low. He looks more surprised than Tony’s ever seen him.
“It’s a cat,” Tony rolls his eyes, scratches under said cat’s chin, “and besides, he likes me.”
“Of course he does,” Fury says, and he mostly just sounds resigned, crosses over to his side of the desk and sits. “So—“
“You know,” Tony says, cutting Fury off, “One of Rhodey’s airforce buds made us cat-sit for her this one time. Looked just like this little guy, here. Just as friendly, too.”
“Somehow I doubt that.” Fury responds, like Tony’s just made some sort of inside joke.
Tony lifts a shoulder infitesmially, careful not to jostle the cat. “Same colour,” Tony says, “And Goose really was the sweetest cat. I don’t get how no one else saw it. Man, I miss that cat.”
“…Goose.” Fury says, slowly, like he’s trying the word out in his mouth. “Who did you say you catsitted for agian?”
“One of Rhodey’s airforce buddies, uh, Danvers? I think?” Tony says, slightly baffled that Fury’s taking an interest in this, but, hey, cat person. Maybe this is just how Fury is about cats. “Technically I think it was her CO’s cat? I don’t really know how me and Rhodey ended up with it, but I can’t say I’m not grateful. I loved that little fuzz ball. I wonder where he ended up.”
Fury stares at the cat, just over Tony’s shoulder. “I wonder, indeed.”
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I couldn’t resist
GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD THIS IS SO GOOD
This is just how gays talk
this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes
My Queen.
I do love Dolly.
Here in Tennessee, Dolly has an organisation called The Imagination Library. It donates books that she chooses every month to EVERY CHILD born in Tennessee from the day they’re born until they turn five. TWELVE BOOKS A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS EVERY CHILD! Thank you, Dolly Parton!
IT TOOK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT FOUR DAYS TO PUT IT OUT
The imagination library doesn’t only exist in Tennessee- it sends books to kids all over the US, UK, Canada and Australia ❤️ Dolly is a gift
OKAY DEMIGODS, WAKE UP!! IT’S HERE!! IT’S FREAKIN HAPPENINGGG 😭😭
nothing wrong with a little silliness
a bit of tomfoolery
just downright goofy some times
but be careful!
me: I really like history
what some ppl think I mean, and understandably so: eheheh I like military history
what I mean: people are and have always been fucking crazy and it's very entertaining to find out what they were up to. it's like drama but like three centuries old.
On our first date my bf said he really liked history and immediately I was like ‘oh, ok so now I’m gonna have to listen to WWII facts forever’ but no he ended up going on a tangent about the evolution of language and how he’s trying to learn a dead language that Duolingo offers and damn if that wasn’t an extremely pleasant surprise
YEAH THATS THE SHIT
God forbid we call out Nintendo on their bullshit. Literally they are a fucking massive company and you are not their PR team it's not your job to defend them.
Animal crossing new horizons is a half finished game. The villager AIs are underdeveloped. Pokemon sword and shield is an unfinished game with a cut dex, cut pokemon moves, many features are pay to play and the dlc is 30 bucks.
You are allowed to enjoy these games. You can buy and play and enjoy these games, I dont even expect you to call out Nintendo on their bullshit, but for the love of god dont defend Nintendo from people who are rightfully critical and upset over unfinished game at incredibly high prices.
god the notes just prove this post right.
as for new horizons being half finished, it's literally so obvious yall cant do your own research cause if you did youd see that the reason people are saying this game is half finished is because TONS of content that has been in past games is FUCKING GONE and we've been actively complaining about it. most of the furniture and NPCs that have been staples of the game are gone with no real explanation. the seasonal events have to be added with updated instead of already being in the game to begin with. only 10(?) new villagers were added when new leaf added around 100. the art wing, art itself + redd had to be added with an update when again, these were present in past games.
pokemon games have never been good since gen 5 / B2W2 for many reasons .
nintendo shouldnt be fucking charging online when they dont even have dedicated servers for all their games and offer no benefits for paying for it aside from being able to play their old games (which the libraries for those are not even that big)
we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place
The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty
one (1) good and wholesome thing happened during quarantine. ❤️
The government does not care about minorities and poor folk.
what the fuck???????????????????????????
