Hello I see you have found my blog.

Let's not do the whole "about me" thing. Ok. Thank you.

[bartonbones]

men will carry a bad review in their wallet for twenty years instead of going to therapy

[shegos]

#current mood

[eve-made-the-right-choice]

this show really did cover every type of breakdown a human can have

[rasputinaillyanna]

[heatherfield]

I’d marry her if I could, but who would accept us? You know, uh, me: handsome, charming, well-loved. Her: knees both too close together and too far apart at the same time.

My Top Obscure/Under-Appreciated Ships [2 of ?] ↳ Matilda and Brom, “Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story”

Bonus:

[forgetmcnotts]

# me having to remind myself straight people exist

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | Pine Barrens (4.07)

[jesse-pinko]

Lestat: Louis please forgive me, I’ll do anything, anything! Just tell me what I can do to make you forgive me

Louis: Will you stop cheating on me please

Lestat:

[weirdmageddon]

glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

[lady-vetinari]

Creative titles for Joss Whedon in Sarah Z's That Time Buffy Made Government Propaganda

[id: Three gifs of Sarah Z sitting on a couch and saying, "'HR Department's nightmare" Joss Whedon, 'Somehow even worse Dan Harmon' Joss Whedon, 'Personification of a reddit feminst" Joss Whedon."]

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[meliorn]

a comedian and a bitch <3

[usersitcom]

THE GOOD PLACE | 3.03 “The Brainy Bunch"

[toshsato]

GALAVANT 1x01

Hey, Gal. Come on.

[firelord-boomerang]

Zuko having a connection to the spirit world but instead of it being something deep and profound, it’s just because he spent three years pre-finding the avatar running towards the first weird magical shit he saw.

[firelord-boomerang]

Aang and Zuko journey to the Spirit World.

The Spirits: Oh look, the avatar.

The Spirits when they see Zuko: AND HE BROUGHT ZUKO WITH HIM! GUYS ZUKO’S BACK!!! EVERYONE HE’S HERE!!! ZUKO YOU BASTARD HOW ARE YOU?!

[roach-works]

iroh’s connection to the spirit world is one of sober mutual respect

zuko is the spirits’ equivalent of that one racoon who just hangs out inside a gas station on top of the slurpee machine so persistently that he’s given a namebadge and an employee cubby in the break room

[christfucker-deactivated2023040]

No more zodiac signs. If you were the main character and you finally brutally murdered somebody to show the audience that you are no longer the upstanding young man you were at the beginning and that you had "snapped," what song would be playing in that scene?

[chikoriita]

@pscentral event 02: comedy ↳ GALAVANT + Breaking the Fourth Wall

[claudia-kishi]

Hey, companies are always trying out new facial recognition software.

[rinnetenseisdiedbadly-deactivat]

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