You're just as sane as I am.

A not very active blog about Hogwarts houses. Written by a Ravenclaw.

[jennizx-web]

💭 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒂 𝒅𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒐 ★

𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅 ★ 𖦹

𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒈/ 𝒏𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 ★ 𖦹

𝒏𝒂̃𝒐 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒆/ 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒂𝒓 𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆 ★ 𖦹

𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒆 𝒅𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒉𝒂 𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂 ♥︎ 𝒊𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒔𝒐𝒐 ★ 𖦹

[emilypines]

triwizard tournament challenge no. 1

Triwizard tournament announcer: Ravenclaw, you must fight Gryffindor to the death.

Gryffindor: Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw, think about this. I’m your hottest friend-no, Slytherin. I’m your nicest fr-no, Hufflepuff. I’m your friend!!!

[emilypines]

Slytherin: I don’t have friends and I don’t want any.

Hufflepuff: Bold words from someone within my hugging range.

[emilypines]

Ravenclaw: Hey, are you dead?

Slytherin: No. Not yet.

Ravenclaw: Awesome! I love the accurate use of "yet," as we will all die someday.

Slytherin: Exactly!

[emilypines]

Ravenclaw: True self-control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

Hufflepuff: Why would the movie eat my popcorn?

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff: Nevermind I get it.

[emilypines]

Doctor: You've only got 3 years to live.

Slytherin: *gasps*

Slytherin: I don't wanna live that long.

[shitthehousessay]

*over text*

Ravenclaw: Dashing through the halls

Slytherin: With my teachers up my ass

Ravenclaw: I have to take a test

Slytherin: I really hope you pass

Ravenclaw: This school is actually hell

Slytherin: I can’t even spell

Ravenclaw: You get to class right now, you want to make the bell

Slytherin: JINGLE BELLS

Ravenclaw: KILL OURSELVES

Slytherin: HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH

Ravenclaw: I’M SO DONE

Slytherin: THIS ISN’T FUN

Ravenclaw: THERE GOES MY GPA

[emilypines]

Slytherin: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I was expe-

Gryffindor: *holding up 9 of clubs* Is this your card?

Slytherin: *softly* Holy shit.

[emilypines]

Ravenclaw: Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour.

Ravenclaw: Turns out it was just me and Hufflepuff meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

[emilypines]

Gryffindor: You've been going to bed early these days. What kind of witchcraft did you use?

Ravenclaw: Cats. My only source of motivation.

[emilypines]

Ravenclaw: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Hufflepuff: *sips waffle* Why?

[emilypines]

Hufflepuff: So what did you do today?

Ravenclaw: A lot actually. I finished all of the homework for Potions and Charms.

Hufflepuff: Great! But we have neither of those classes tomorrow.

Ravenclaw: Oh. Oh my.

[emilypines]

Slytherin: Aww, that's so cute. That...

Slytherin: ...does not look like you at all.

[emilypines]

Ravenclaw: Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Hufflepuff: They need adult supervision.

[emilypines]

Hufflepuff grandchild: Are you feeling okay?

Ravenclaw grandparent: At my age, if nothing hurts, that means you’re already dead.

[slytherins-slither]

Slytherin: I got a package from my family.

Ravenclaw: Oh, what’s in it?

Slytherin: Seems heavy. Must be their disappointment in me.

[shit-overheard-at-hogwarts]

Slytherin: How do I politley tell someone I want to hit them in the face with a brick until they’re stone cold dead?

Ravenclaw: I wanteth to hitteth thee in visage with a brick until thou art stone bitter cold dead.

Slytherin: Marry me.

Hufflepuff: Both of you need serious help