#source: incorrectphan

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Don’t tell the others, but you’re my favorite in the Wardens.

Vi: I think they're already aware.

[incorrectfexi]

lexi: i’m tired

fez: you slept for three hours last night, why are you surprised?

lexi: i’m not surprised i just wanted to complain about it

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: Aww look at you, getting all romantic with these candles.

Greed: First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you-

[sandersidess]

Virgil: Love is a fucking scam. Eat a mango, bitch.

Roman: <3

Virgil: Last statement, cancelled. Love is real. Eat a mango with someone you love.

[batbrosbeforehoes]

Tim: Does age matter?

Steph: Depends. Why are you asking?

Tim: I need to see if I’m too old to order off the kids menu.

Steph: Oh you’ll definitely pass

[smeeeeed]

Blake: Yang, why'd you put wooden shoes in the toilet?!

Yang: Why do you think I did it?

Blake: I don't know! But it's clogged-

Blake: ...

Blake: OH COME ON

[aceduchessdragoness]

Beatrix: I love you.

Amanda: Is that you or the vodka talking?

Beatrix: It’s me talking to the vodka.

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Roy: Babe, what’s wrong?

Riza, petting 2/3 of their dogs, weeping: I don't have enough hands.