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this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

#I scheduled this last Thursday September 12 which was in 2019 #if I’m still on this site please tell me to leave

if you’ve been considering leaving tumblr and aren’t sure if you’ll enjoy it or not, I am here to tell you it is so, so nice

eightyonekilograms

Possible end states of the hot sauce arms race:

- sauces where the heat units are expressed in scientific notation

- sauces which require an ITAR license to export

- sauces with an NFPA diamond on the bottle

#me

valtsv

Cathy short for Cathedral

cringeferatu

Basil short for Basilica

indigobuntings

Millie short for Sagrada Familia

gringolet

king arthur, if you’re out there, there will never be a funnier time to wake up

#can't believe I missed the queen's death day on Tumblr #on the bright side: I've been doing such a good job avoiding news I only found out she died 5 minutes ago #on the less bright side: my absolute first thought was to come check this site

#persephone the cat

Flycatcher.

#persephone the cat #videos

melt-banana

eminentsound

Just a reminder not to take screenshots of headlines at face value. It’s not a big deal or anything but this woman literally calls herself homeless multiple times and is giving practical advice to avoid being harassed by local authorities while sleeping in your car, not “fun tips for living the van life” or whatever.

#link: https://nypost.com/2022/08/01/im-living-in-my-car-to-beat-the-housing-crisis-heres-how-i-blend-in/

chloe-baboey

Finally, a hotel that understands color theory

secretwriter-studentjaune

Once again we bring you Tumblr’s One Joke

love-always-adelaide

In our defense it's a good joke

#the memeoir #color theory

txttletale

[watching a chocolate guy video and he's painstakingly building a big chocolate skyscraper] huh i wonder where this one's going [he starts building a second one next to it] uh oh

hometoursandotherstuff

Murder rug.

via gothic home decor enthusiasts

pikesprouts

#humor #the memeoir #color theory

iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid

SHE STRIKES AGAIN

#nsfwish #humor #videos

Peaceful afternoon.

#persephone the cat #videos

queerculus

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection