emmett-liam

Boo

[daaamnafrica]

Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[theroonimansstuff]

Thats just, really neat

[pleatedjeans]

[bogleech]

flower urchins are such fanciful magical looking animals and the most whimsical part of all has to be the part where if you touch those pretty little cups you die horribly

[bogleech]

Really though what fucker even programmed the ocean

Rarely attacks in open water unless provoked, more interested in other NPC creatures

No interest in attacking player character, rarely even encountered

Zero combat capability

Befriendable

Befriendable

ONE HIT PERMADEATH

[mayahan]

Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 

[momentarily-insane]

I love this kind of art 🤗

[starlightandtears]

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

[spoonemoji]

oh my god

[corporation-cats]

[jasonthemutt-deactivated2018121]

What a beautiful color.

[thehotgirlproject]

Evenly Roasted

[goldnpoc]

What are “white slang terms” you say?

[susiethemoderator]

“Cool Beans”

[squeezemetillipop]

“Can I talk to your manager” 

[with-practice]

“n-word”

[sauvamente]

“Neato”

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Dude

[trapcard]

Hilar

[lunaeregia]

Coolio

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

“Hiyah”

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Adorbs

[thelesseroftwo]

Totes

[julius-novachrono]

“I’m not racist i had a black friend in 3rd grade”

[yoongisblackwife]

Alrighty

[ultrababuji]

Awesome

[lu-alhati-deactivated20180207]

bro, sweet

[hemorrhoidsback-deactivated2020]

Yessiree

[protectblkwomen]

Geez Louise

[theblaquedahlia]

Fuck a duck

[reign-sl]

I will press charges

[17mul]

Dude. Like

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Are you taking the piss

[chocolatechubbybunni]

Cool beans, alrighty then, fuck me

[the-quasar-hero]

*answering the phone* yello 

[thatsthat24]

When One Finds Another… 🤝 (W/ @originalshortdude & @dahlialiketheflower)

[mpdgmustdie]

This is honestly what happens

[awed-frog]

“I was in the kitchen and heard a noise. I turned around and the sheep were just standing there. There were about nine of them. Rocky did look quite pleased with himself, but he’s going to need more training.”

[aquestionablemutt]

This was on the news recently 😂

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

[queensandkingsofattolia]

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get…

[justnoodlefishthings]

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

[jedijenkins]

when it’s 2017 and you’ve left your ability to give a shit in the rearview mirror as you ascend to the astral plane

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so fucking funny

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

This is peak 2017 

[fuks]

[princess-pizzas]

This is the content I came to see on this website

[old-manrupee]

They’re learning how to open .rar files