the emmy chronicles

she/her in the streets, he/him in the sheets, 25, transfem genderfluid or some shit idc anymore, bri'ish(🤢)

[emmycron]

fool of the gyre is gonna Kill you!!!! (almost definitely non canon)

gift for @chroniccatatonicchromatic :)

[favorite-steam-reviews]

Game: Darkest Dungeon

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[general-zurgane]

GHHGHGDDGHHHHGFD

[general-zurgane]

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

[bug-fix]

this genre of texture pack was fucking insane and people just went with it like it was normal a decade ago

[princess-of-phyresis]

gardevoir is tma

[princess-of-phyresis]

I think about this piece by tcg artist Gapao a lot.

[emmycron]

"uploaded image is too large" understandable. it would be too much load on the servers and all, i understand "uploaded image is too small" Die.

[emmycron]

can not stand Members Only videos. why did a real person think showing me "ohhh look at all these videos you Can't watch!" would make me want to use your platform???

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[new-austin]

Getting ultra banned from art fight cause I accidentally looked at one of these out of the corner of my eye while drawing my attack

[emmycron]

every so often you find an anime that isn't highschool misogyny fascist superior blood science and it's only 12 episodes and clearly unfinished

[emmycron]

and I'm supposed to take this medium seriously

[emmycron]

every so often you find an anime that isn't highschool misogyny fascist superior blood science and it's only 12 episodes and clearly unfinished

[emmycron]

in the next big roguelite you will fuck countless women on a factory line in the attempts of making the most Superior baby and it will be on the front page of steam for years

[emmycron]

and when you say this is weird and harmful and barely even a game they send you the "quit having fun" meme

[murderofsomeone]

every movie poster just looks like this to me now

[silly-blue-gosling]

[roaldamundsen]

more pyaari everyone say hi to pyaari

[gondorrevealparty]

They need to eat less because they're so small and weak. Why are they so small and weak? Because they eat less. Let's base our entire society on this distinction.

[cutebutreallypsycho]

[aflo]

[iamoutofideas]

[emmycron]

shoutout music for being way more emotionally impactful than literally any other form of media, but especially film