todays bird

Andulka
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Stranger Things
NASA
Jules of Nature
tumblr dot com

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
No title available
cherry valley forever
RMH

Janaina Medeiros

@theartofmadeline
No title available
wallacepolsom

oozey mess

pixel skylines
Show & Tell
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
dirt enthusiast

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Canada
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore
@emmymik
mods are asleep post eastern greek vase in the shape of a leg archaic period 590-580 BC
sorry ur boyfriend got brainwashed by the patriarchy. yeah he thought that it meant horses run everything. sorry.
has this been done?
i’m begging y’all to check if your local library has an e-book library. please you can get so many free books with a library card
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2022- ) Season 2 | Episode 8
my fav ship dynamics
(context: this was up by far my most faved tweet I’ve ever gotten. Up to 120k)
man just when i think “maybe it’s not that funny” i remember that we’ve all silently agreed that Matteo JWHJ0715 is just. a normal name. yeah he’s the director what about it. his mother was italian and his father was a license plate
Martin Scorsese when he learns about Goncharov (1973)
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
Reblogging to save the lives of anyone who took their eye off tumblr for five fucking minutes and now thinks they’re living in an alternate universe. ;)
[Image ID: a black boot - as in the shoe - with a label that, bizarrely, reads “The greatest mafia movie ever made. Martin Scorsese presents GONCHAROV. Domenico Procacci Production. A film by Natted JWHJ0715 about the Naples Mafia.” End ID]
[Image ID: tumblr user abandonedambition replying to the picture of the boot with “this idiot hasn’t seen goncharov”. End ID]
(No, it’s not a real movie. The current tumblr meme is to joke post about the non-existent film, playing “yes, and” with other people’s posts. At the rate we’re going we will have generated a screenplay by the end of the week.
I’m explaining the joke because while I enjoy it a lot, it’s the kind of thing that can get genuinely confusing/distressing very fast if you’re not sure you can trust your memory.)
If this gets 20,000 notes in the next 2 weeks I'll make a Goncharov remake.
@one-time-i-dreamt
What's Goncharov
Goncharov is a fake movie that tumblr's hive mind has decided to obsess over
this is the post that started it
here is a kinda-explanation (it's the best i could find quickly, sorry!)
this is a fake poster for it
and finally, this is a collective doc for all the lore!
hope this helps!
That's interesting, thank you for the reply and explanation!
Very interested to see how tumblr’s usual introduction-adulation-cancellation cycle plays out vis-a-vis Goncharov.
Okay, since nobody asked I will explain further.
Typically, a piece of media can only sustain popularity on tumblr for so long before users begin pointing to its flaws as proof positive that it’s morally bankrupt to engage with said piece of media at all.
Watching Goncharov’s upswing in popularity makes me wonder if it’s cracked the code to circumventing this phenomenon entirely. It may be the perfect piece of media for tumblr as its very nonexistence allows it to remain truly flawless and therefore uncancellable. I guess only time will tell.
Not dying a hero or living long enough to become the villain but a secret third, more hilariously stupid, thing.
very sorry to say but i HAVE already seen discourse about how gonchposting reflects tumblr’s natural tendencies to prioritise relationships between white men rather than POC or women and therefore we’re all problematic for not making the original casting more diverse
just had the shocking revelation that people splicing together screenshots of various real movies that clearly do not go together to produce goncharov gifsets is going back to 2012 tumblr at its peak. this is superwholock edits. this is rise of the brave tangled dragons. and most accurately and importantly this is frankenstein’s monster-ing gifs of karen gillan and ben barnes and whoever else it was to create a meandering epic of a visual format fanfiction for the marauders off harry potter
four seasons total landscaping still arguably the funniest thing to ever happen in human history