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“We’re here, we’re queer, we’re filled with existential fear.”
-Dan Howell 2019
Happy Pride Month, from these dorks to all of you! We gotta celebrate and fight for who we are. We know it in our hearts and minds! 🌈
“Day after day cases like this come in. People who don’t understand often say veterinarians need to stop complaining about their jobs. It’s our JOB to work with animals. Yes, that is true but it shouldn’t be my job to care more about your pet than you do. I will continue to care through, because I have a lot of compassion and its not running out despite what the definition of compassion fatigue states. But I am growing increasing depressed with humans and their lack of compassion. I will never blame the animals, for they are just innocent bystanders. I am not sick of caring, just sick of caring more than other people.”
Bring back Froot Loops Cereal Straws
Please sign this!!! I love these so much and I would be so happy if they were brought back
The Right to Love
I did a lot of procrastinating and thinking and this is the result! Thank you for taking the time to read it :’)
During each school year I’ve had AT LEAST one teacher tell the class that in the event that a shooter enters the schools, that it is their job to protect the students by acting as a human shield. More often than not, it was up to five teachers in one school year, some times it comes up multiple times from each respective teacher. Thankfully I’ve never experienced an active shooting, the school I went to only had threats and found people talking on the street outside of the school carrying guns (a couple of times in the past two years). If guns are supposed to make people safe, then why do I feel this way.
Source
These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”
The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.
In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.
Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”
The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”
Actual tears.. hnngh
Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.
where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang
This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on
Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.
Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)
More about BACA, from their site
My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af
They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.
What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???
NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.
it’s back! I will always reblog BACA
Damn good people.
I know they wouldn’t consider themselves such, but these people are freaking heroes and the world is a better place because of them.
I NEED A FUCKING DOCUMENTARY I NEED A FUCKING BOOK I NEED A FUCKING SERIES EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
I cant tell if the reason I want to throw up is because of my period or because I love Dan and Phil so much it hurts
You wake up right after dying in a dream because your brain can’t comprehend what happens once you die.
how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like.
when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.
now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy
i love cats!!!
im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all
the reason the lesbian economy is in shambles right now is because the tops are all pursuing straight women while we, the bottoms, are incapable of talking to women or even making it clear that we are gay. in this essay i will-
@vannyhearts: When you think you’re straight and then @HayleyKiyoko gives you this look… suddenly you’re not so sure of anything anymore. #ExpectationsTour #HayleyKiyoko #20gayteen
Now this is quality gay culture 😍😍😍😍😂💖💖💖
Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you
Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…
Fffffffff let me get right on that.
and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch
I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine
I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.
I saw this last night and I HAD forgotten my meds. So thank you tumblr
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
YES I HAVE IT
hewwo owo can i please request a headcanon of a reaction from RFA+V+Saeran when MC wears revealing or suggestive clothing? i love your blog so much rom your angst to your fluff to your funny headcanons! ~thank u~
° TWO PARTS WILL BE POSTED! post is slightly NSFW-ish aha. Lmao i wanted to prevent an extremely long post so I’ll separate it in two parts. uwu Saeyoung, Jihyun and Saeran will follow! I didn’t know there was a 100 text block limit on mobile & the platform I can post on is only via mobile atm cries
° also hi hi lovely anonssi!! Hope u enjoy this little hc! chus flying ur way
RFA + Saeran’s reaction to MC wearing revealing/suggestive clothes
Zen
it’s not a lie when they say that ya boi Zen loves everything that u wear
but he most certainly have a special inclination in liking clothes that has exceptionally low cut and that you are w e a r i n g it for him
so when he came home one day, tired from practice, he didn’t expect to see u waiting at his front door
with only an apron on oH GOD MAYDAY
and it was an exceptionally low cut on the chest part, exposing ur cleavage so that his eyes can feast on the view
“Welcome home! I’m almost done with dinner!” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“HOLY SH—“ he almost choked on his saliva due to surprise gDI, eyes wide and mouth gaping
“Do you like it?” u giggled at his reaction wait til u see what’s in store for u theater boi
when u twirled around to reveal that u were, in the name of god, NOT wearing anything underneath that tiny piece of clothing
Zen’s eyes almost popped out of its sockets is2g
“Holy shit! Babe! What are you wearing?!” he exclaimed as he bit his lower lip, crimson eyes raking a lustful look all over ur body “That’s… an incredibly… tiny piece of clothing…!”
“Well… I was cooking… and I kind of spilt some honey here—“ ur fingers moved to trace the slimy texture off ur chest part and licked the substance off ur finger in front of him after “Mm… that’s definitely honey.”
he was looking at how u were slowly sucking that honey off ur finger, with the emphasis on ur lips and tongue, Zen now having a hard time swallowing
gdi give the man a break lololol he’s already on the edge
“Oh shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.” all restraints he had in his body flew out the window when he grabbed u and pulled u closer, hands cupping ur ass and squeezing it lmao Zen chill
“I was looking forward for dinner… but you’re asking if I like this?” he whispered as he trailed soft kissies from ur neck up to ur ear, as he started nibbling the edges
“Babe, you have no idea how much I love it.” his hot voice whispered, sending u to a pleasant frenzied state
“I’m glad you did.” u leaned in and planted a hot kiss on his mouth that he gladly returned with equal intensity and u found urself being carried bridal style towards the bedroom
Dinner is certainly served (๑・̑◡・̑๑)
Jaehee
the first thing our angel here saw when u greeted her was ur beautiful smile
u went over to hug her, only to feel ur own chest bump against hers
and that’s what caught her attention
her eyes widened when she saw how low cut ur shirt was on the chest part, and ur belly button was exposed
and jaehee’s internal turmoil is like, WHY SUCH VULGAR CLOTHING EXISTS
“MC!” she gasped, her hands firmly resting on ur shoulders “Why are you wearing such a thing…?” she blushed with her question and u laughed at her reaction
“Well, I wanted to see what you’re expression’s gonna be when I wear this…” u teased some more lmao
she blushed 10x fold as she scanned a look all over ur body, taking in how much skin was exposed for her to see
and probably feel
“I-It’s not a problem when you wear it…” she bit her lip, her hand slowly tracing ur sides until it firmly rested on ur bare waist (〃ω〃)
she only blushed further lmao
“Really…?” u playfully said as u leaned in and planted a soft kiss on her lips
“I-I just don’t want anyone else to see it…” she stuttered, eyes now blazing with adoration, cheeks still red tho
“Hmm…” u grabbed her bag off her hand and tossed it to the side, with ur arms resting on her shoulders
“I-I would want it… if I’d be the only one…” Jaehee swallowed hard and continued, “…that can see it…”
u giggled at this bcoz wow a cute! so presh! must protecc!
“I’m yours only, Jaehee…” u whispered as u kissed her cheeks “I’m all yours.”
and Jaehee let out a small screech while she buried her face on ur chest lmao smooth move woman
jaeheekang.exe stopped functioning
Jumin
Jumin Han had always liked things to go his way, according to what he wants and what he finds suitable to his taste
but not once did he impose about anything, not even the clothes u wear, for all he wanted was to see u decide what u like and what u don’t when you’re with him
Mr. Director almost lost his wits one day when he saw u come in the ballroom on one of C&R’s charity parties only to see u wearing a dress so revealing coz it has slits on each side, a tube top hanging dangerously low on ur chest, exposing ur cleavage and possibly hugging ur body in a perfect frame
ur hair was up in a perfect updo, exposing ur bare neck to anyone who can see it and it i r k e d him to no ends
when u came to greet him, u noticed how heavy and hooded his eyes were, hunger in something other than food evident
he’s probably pissed as well
“Hi, honey.” u kissed his cheek in which he only stiffly stood still and didn’t return the gesture w o w (ㆀ˘・з・˘)
u threw him a confused glance only to receive the receiving end of a glare
aaand cue in the cueball; “Mr. Han. Your wife looks stunning.” one business man approached u and jumin
and uh-oh what a dubiously wrong move to do u dARE DISRESPECT JUMIN IN FRONT OF HIS SALAD
the man claimed ur hand and kissed it as a form of ‘greeting’, desireful eyes roaming all over ur body ew god no
that’s it. he’s done. “Excuse me.” Jumin’s baritone broke in between as he snaked his arm possessively around ur waist, cutting off any possible contact from the man “If you’d excuse us, my wife would like me to escort her to the powder room.”
“Oh. Sure, sure. It’s nice to meet you still, Mrs. Han. I didn’t know Mr. Han had such a beautiful wife.” the man smiled cockily and shrugged then turned to leave
but u were already being dragged by Jumin to even answer back
“J-Jumin! What’s gotten in to you?! That was rude!” u were trying to free ur arm from his tight grip as u struggled along the way
“Rude? You certainly don’t know what that word means.” he retorted and god he sounded so mad
he pushed the ladies’ room door open and dragged u inside only for him to lean against the door as he threw a glare ur way
“What’s the meaning of this?” he slowly asked, but despite his sharp stares, there was a fiery look of lust swimming across his dark, stormy orbs “That dress…”
“What’s wrong with it? I wore it in hopes of pleasing you!” u spat, eyes narrowing, anticipating whatever his answer will be because no, u can’t tell me how i should dress myself MC NO
for a brief moment there was a flash of surprise on his eyes but it was gone “There’s nothing wrong with it, of course…” he calmly reasoned while heaving a shaky breath “It’s just… have you seen yourself in the mirror? I didn’t want you to get disrespected. You’re… my woman. My wife.”
u looked at him quizically only for him to walk over to u while slowly turning u so that u can look at urself in the mirror
“This…” he whispered as he bent down so that his lips hovers just above ur ear, hands now underneath ur breasts, fingers tracing along the shape of it “Should only be for my eyes only…”
he dipped his head down so that he can press a firm kiss on ur neck only for u to moan when u felt his teeth grazing ur skin “And this… should only be touched by me…”
his hands slowly travelled to trace ur tummy down to ur thighs, his fingers touching the bare skin there “And these… should only be exposed to me…”
u moaned when u felt his hands inside the slit of ur dress, his large hands running up and down ur thighs
he flipped u over so that you’re now facing him, only for him to dip his head on ur cleavage and suck the exposed skin on that part
“You looked so stunning tonight I’m afraid you caught all of the men’s attention who were present.” his deep voice dangerously whispered, desire taking over his features
“I-I’m sorry…” u breathed only for him to produce a low chuckle as an answer
“Who is your husband again, my love?” he playfully asked while kissing ur shoulder blades
“Y-you are…” u squeaked damn you jumin
“Good girl.” he answered satisfactorily u can almost hear him smirk “You’re mine. And mine alone.”
“Yes. Yes, I am.” u answered in a dazed spell only to earn a satisfied yet mischievous smile from Jumin
Someone got punished at home that night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yoosung
bless this poor boi for he didn’t know what was coming to him nor was he prepared for what’s to come
he went home, tired, exhausted and possibly dying from all of the projects he crammed to this day, the quizzes and pre-examinations mockup tests there was a lot and it was h e l l college was always hell
“I’m home!” he announced as he kicked off his shoes and just laid all his things on the floor
he was confused when the lights weren’t on and it’s nearly 6pm already where are you???
he squinted his eyes to look for the light switch and when he found it, the lights flicked open
he almost screamed to death at what he saw
u were laying down the sofa, wearing a super high cut skirt that he can actually already see ur panties, a deep V neck shirt as u laid helpless and sound asleep pray for yoosungie
when he asked the heavens to give him a treat for his hardwork, he was hoping he’d still have the energy to ask u for an all night movie marathon
BUT THIS WAS NOT WHAT HE ASKED FOR
he swallowed hard as he walked over to u, wanting to wake u up, but not wanting to take advantage bcoz ur position was entirely suggesting of being taken advantaged of
but no!! yoosung loves and respects u so much he’d never do such a thing!
swallowing was hard but he tried his best! he went over and gently tapped ur shoulder “MC? MC… wake up…” but u just wouldn’t budge and instead, u dragged him down to the sofa with u, hugging him tight, head coming in contact with ur chest
Eeeeep—!!! yoosung almost hyperventilated at the currently awkward & out of control situation he’s in, face incredibly red, heartbeat racing by the minute GODS HELP HIM coz he found his face squished on ur cleavage part and the first thing that registers to him was IT. FEELS. SOFT.
“M-MC—!” his voice sounded like a muffled cry and he instantly regretted his life decisions bcoz u only hugged him tighter somebody help this boyo he can’t breathe lmao
it was a good thing bcoz u woke up HURRAY only to be confused with what u saw the moment u opened ur eyes. u were greeted with Yoosung’s flushed face, eyes wide, and a gaping mouth, faces so close to each other, noses brushing and lips hovering dangerously close you’d almost kiss oh no “Y-Yoosung—?!”
“I-It’s not what you think!!” he immediately retorted as he scrambled off ur grasp only to find himself clumsily falling back and hitting his head against ur own w o w lmao
“Ow!!” u both grunted with Yoosung now standing properly while rubbing his forehead and the moment he opened his eyes, he was greeted yet again with ur body covered in ridiculously low cut clothing
u noticed he was staring hard at u and when ur eyes traveled down ur body was only then u were able to realize that he was staring intently at ur chest and at ur skirt cue blushing hard
“I-I’m not staring!! yoosung quipped in a hurry as he started removing his labcoat, throwing it at ur direction while turning around all the while, face brighter than earlier ( if that’s even possible lmao )
“W-wear that! I… um, I-I’ll go ahead and buy something… dinner… snacks, uh… you can change while I’m not here!” he rambled and quickly disappeared from ur sight
“Hmm…” and a naughty thought crossed ur mind the moment u heard the front door opening and closing. u stared at the labcoat in question as u proceeded to do ur naughty thoughts lmao
Yoosung will never anticipate about what he’ll be coming back home to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)