hamlet, act i, scene iv

why mr. spock, you almost make me believe in miracles. icon @transvanya

[megsvway]

what’s ensign chekov complaining abt this time? 😪😪

[m0rbs]

It’s all about positive thinking

[blondie-drawings]

CAPTAIN!! THEY'RE KISSING IN THE JEFFERIES TUBES AGAIN

[blondie-drawings]

fished them out with a big vaudeville hook

[t00thpasteface]

him will

[t00thpasteface]

@miggylol as someone who maintains that riker is a himbo-by-choice who makes the conscious decision to prioritize just having a good time, possibly as a diversion tactic, this is one of the best tags i’ve gotten on this post. i’m incorporating this phrase into my vocabulary and i WILL be using it later

[irondeficientbull-deactivated20]

[sonnetscrewdriver]

That’s the face you make when you’re the product of a democratic socialist utopian culture where the very concept of currency no longer exists and they’re still somehow not paying you enough to deal with this shite.

[hosseinis]

commander william t. riker in every episode ★ 1x01-02, encounter at farpoint

You've been a first officer yourself. You know that assuming that responsibility must, by definition, include the safety of the captain. I have no problem with following the rules you lay down. But under no circumstances will I compromise your safety. If you have a problem with that, sir, you can put me back on the Hood before she leaves.

[o-lanterns]

Star Trek plots will be like we need the captain to greet this diplomat ship correctly or they'll vaporize us but he got trapped in the noir detective hologram which is glitching to make the guns in it real

[mephistopheles]

i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt

[mephistopheles]

star trek should be about three things

1. a hopeful, if complicated, future

2. the most batshit insane gay subtext youve ever seen in your life

3. sequins

[edzephyr]

[floating-through-void]

Wesley comes out as gay and Picard places a coexist bumpersticker on the bottom left of the enterprise bridge viewport

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: VULCAN COMING OF AGE DMV: REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE FOR VULCANS STAR TREK Verdict: ACCEPTED

[jimbotkirk]

tag yourself: jim kirk having the worst meeting of his life

solely based on: this (someone let chris pine go home)

[rockin-robin86]

Ok, so I haven’t read the novelization of the voyage home yet, and I wanna know if there is an explanation on how sulu goes from “wow helicopter ” to flying the plexiglass into the bird of prey? Like was the helicopter part of the transparent aluminum deal? Or did sulu just mug a guy of out a helicopter? If he mugged him, I want some details. Like, did sulu just punch the guy? Or phaser him? Or, this is my favorite theory, he took the pilot on a long romantic evening and at the end pulled a saffron from firefly and knocked a bitch out with some lip stick? And then just took the pilots job the next day? So. Many. Questions.

[themirrortribble]

This is how it transpired in the novel.

[marlinspirkhall]

When you roll a nat 20 on your charisma check.

[marlinspirkhall]

#he is loose and he is FLIRTING

Kirk and Sulu have exactly one (1) plan and it's "flattery will get you everywhere, including helicopters"

[astrangedoor]

Vulcan AITA but it's Am I Being Illogical

[deus-ex-aquila]

r/AmIBeingIllogical • Posted by u/tpringles Stardate 3372.7

AIBI for choosing my husband's human boss as my champion?

My (29F) husband (29M) is from a well-known and eccentric family, and has only made himself more notorious with an unconventional career and an unnecessarily emotional falling-out with his father. The aforementioned unconventional career keeps him away from Vulcan. In his absence, I have found a mate I prefer.

At koon-ut-kal-if-fee, I had planned to choose kal-if-fee and make my preferred mate my champion. However, my husband unexpectedly arrived with humans, one of whom is his superior, apparently a friend, and appears physically fit. Setting aside the impropriety of bringing outsiders to koon-ut-kal-if-fee, this human seemed more interested in my husband's family connections than any prurient interest in the pon farr itself. I realized that I could choose him as my champion instead, and not risk my preferred mate's life. If the human wins, he will be very unlikely to wish for a Vulcan bride, and would release me; if my husband wins, he may also release me for challenging, and even if he does not, he will still be as absent as before, and I will have my chosen mate at my si

Update: Please excuse the abrupt cutoff. My ex-husband just killed his human superior, and has indeed released me and returned to his post, I believe to seek formal disciplinary action.

i-chaya-2230 • Stardate 3372.7 NBI. Your logic is sound. You are, however, the asshole. ⬆️ 915 ⬇️ 💬 Reply Share Report Save Follow

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

can’t wait to drop this onto the family Bluetooth speaker in like five minutes

[batasanart]

My favorite iconic stuff from German Trek Parody… but with the TOS cast 🙌✨

If you haven’t seen the parody and would love to watch the light-headed stuff, I highly recommend it! There have the English-translated version on Twitter: HERE

[ Support me with coffee ☕ ]

[imboldygoingtohell]

He walking