Mark, Kathryn, Amy, Tyler, Ethan, and Chica

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

current mood is playing messenger between an ex-theatre kid and an ex-warrior cats kid trying to decide who would win the most important battle of our generation

[milkbishop]

i’m still right that the warrior cats would demolish the jellicles while they’re busy being sensual and singing

[destroytheart]

You’re just mad none of the warrior cats are as sexy as Macavity the Mystery Cat

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

[void-bee]

i’d like to add in my crossover art from a year ago for the lols

youre welcome

[dingdongyouarewrong]

as a Certified Germaphobe i really think the west should really adopt the trend of wearing face masks when they’re sick tbh

[dingdongyouarewrong]

shit fuck i’m so sorry i’m so sorry i’m so

[mysharona1987]

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

[xvnot15]

My policy for the past couple of years is to go into the Doctor and state my symptoms. Then tell the Doctor. “STOP”  “I want your diagnosis and treatnment options for someone weighing 135 pounds.”  When they try to argue and immediately START with weight, I firmly reiterate they are to diagnose me as if I were 135 pounds. Eventually most grudgingly will think about it and answer me. I’ll allow them then to “triumphantly” go on to dismiss their previous diagnosis and pin everything on my weight. 

Then I point out I have been the same weight for 15 years and these symptoms are sudden and new. My weight is no factor in that. Give me the tests and treatment you first mentioned.

This is how they discovered a large fibroid that needed to be removed. From stories I’ve heard from others, if I hadn’t approached it this way it might have taken me years of pain and discomfort before they might have finally discovered the fibroid and treated it.

Just remember;

DEMAND A DIAGNOSIS FOR THE SAME SYMPTOMS FOR A PERFECT BMI FOR YOUR HEIGHT FIRST!!!

[sandersstudies]

Anybody else, maybe with ADHD, see something but not SEE it?

Like as I was closing the fridge I saw the garlic and was like “oh yeah I have to put garlic in the stew” and when I reopened the fridge ten seconds later I had to search around for the garlic because I hadn’t SEEN it.

Just now I’m at a craft store, I saw the word “adhesive” but I didn’t SEE it so now I’m trying to find it again, a literal 2 seconds after I saw it.

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

Yes! It's a mix of visual clutter and lack of object permanence. Your brain says "you saw it, no need to show you again" and leaves you crying in the grocery store trying to find cheese

[sandersstudies]

Me: please god I just want to finish dinner

My brain: you may witness the presence of garlic ONCE

[sandersstudies]

Me: oh hey here’s that thing you need

My sister: where?

Me: ... excellent question

[inkskinned]

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

[kaijuno]

Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

[liquidstar]

[dogthenotdog-deactivated2025111]

Great job everyone

[omegaverse]

well it's March again. so what did we learn?

[omegaverse]

Period.

[weirdmageddon]

spiders ?

[nebulaniggatry]

Y’all know you’re supposed to be taking pride in being a “mean gay” towards homophobes who often dismiss our experiences and make us out to be irrational & not a 16yo asexual who uses xe/xem pronouns on tumblr dot com right

[nebulaniggatry]

Almost every blog I’ve encountered on this website that has “mean gay” as their title is always bullying and being spiteful to ppl for their identity in some form. It’s giving me high school bully

[adhd-vibes]

[lady-raziel]

mark be like

[valtsv]

there's actually only 2 genders - creep and weirdo

[raveneclipse666]

what about the 3rd gender, freak?

[valtsv]

obsessed with this reply because i'll never know if you were suggesting a third option or calling me a freak for this post and i don't want to because its so much funnier that way

[bat-xing]

it is wap wap wap wednesday

reblog wap wap wap or suffer the consequences

[dumdrop]

*Mark starts lying*

Ethan: Have you ever done cocaine?

Mark: Yes.

Ethan: There was a little spike.

Mark: Okay, good! Good! I have not. Say it's a lie! You have to say it!

Ethan: It's a lie! You lied! You lied to me! You've never done cocaine!

Mark: I've never done cocaine!

Ethan: Now people are gonna think you've done cocaine.

Mark: I know! I don't like the way this is going!

Amy: The fact that you're saying, "done cocaine" I think proves that you've never "done" cocaine!

-From,

We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins

305 days left

[rockboci]

stress paintings i guess

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

“this is a weird assortment of random items-THEYRE WHAT”