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Positive vibes pfp from Ida (@floofyfluff) over on twitter!

[everythingfox]

Pick it up now ‼️

[pr1nceshawn]

Customer Service Wolf.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

[beardedmrbean]

That is a fun noise there

neoliiii

[serafaina]

You MUST unmute this the text DOES NOT do that cat justice.

[libbyframe]

Warm bouquet commish

[everydaylouie]

FURNITURE HELLSCAPE (a song)

video made with ikea's online design tools!

[electroweak]

Someone give this person a copy of sims 4 before they break something

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

the semihemidemisemiquaver:

[love-to-love-puppies]

Can someone who speaks sheet music translate for me?

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

fast

[mccoys-killer-queen]

I’m sorry but every time I see this post I’ve wanted to add this video and I can’t hold back anymore

[wolfwarrior142]

That video was hilarious while also making me realize that after having a few years of being taught how to play the piano as a kid and being in band for all 3 years of middle school (first year flute, other 2 years were alto sax), I have no fucking idea how to properly read sheet music.

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[tonyalmeida]

[dopamineforthedepraved]

Xenomorph frogs - Sculptures by Li Changchun

2018

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

[cavalierprimetime]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[judgejudyofficial]

topical :/

[goldcrescent]

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

Me shouting at my rash ointment

[fuck-philip-banks]

great post everyone

[kowsheennya]

[tolerateit]

2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2022 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2023 is the year I finally get my shit together

[eugenephosgene-deactivated20230]

op is more dedicated to update this post than op is in getting shit done and it shows

[tolerateit]

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[doydoune]

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[some-stars]

I just reblogged this but I wanna figure out what all the hieroglyphic memes are. I spy loss, galaxy brain, surprised pikachu, and “is this a pigeon?”…anyone else figured out the rest of them?

[everythingfox]

Bath time

(via)

[catchymemes]

[resimlerdekaldik-deactivated202]

[only-tiktoks]

[leoriowithaknife]

[ID: The video begins with a person showing the package for a padlock. Over the video is a TikTok comment which reads "master lock has a bounty on this mans head". The person making the video begins narrating: "You won't believe this lock's special feature. It's a Master Lock model 570 maximum pick resistant pad lock. It has 5 pins, including some security pins and, if you look carefully inside the key weight, you can actully see where they put the disappointment." The video ends with the person jamming a pick into the lock, which opens it instantly. end of ID]

[partypuppynastja]

As a lockpicking hobbyist: it really is like that.

I have many padlocks (and other, uh, lockable devices) to which I probably have the keys somewhere but it's frankly quicker to pick (or in some cases, technically bypass but what most people would still call picking) the lock than find the right key.

And usually yes, that quickly.

And those tiny padlocks, to go on luggage (or, uh, other things that need tiny locks)? No need even for lockpicks, a paperclip will suffice to open it in 0.1s

[stavarosthearcane]

Now I'm used to seeing this sort of thing as I frequent the lockpickinglawyer's youtube channel so I am familiar with how Masterlock's products consistently fail to resist even the most low skill picking. Which is why when I heard the brand "masterlock" and saw the person had a wave rake (a tool for low skill picking) I knew this wouldn't take long...

I was not expecting the visceral nature of this picking; the single thrust and twist, the casual toss, the verbal disdain, the sense like you just watched something be swiftly gutted.

It was an experience.

[musings-of-a-monster]

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”