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i don't do bad sauce passes
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we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
Show & Tell
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KIROKAZE
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Three Goblin Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@emotionalpinecone
"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like iโm being hunted by god
the prophet Mohammed (pbuh)
*grumble grumble* White-ass website not knowing enough about Islam to get how hilarious I was beingโฆ
Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.
Me between two 40+ butches in a dive bar bathroom
hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird
What more do you want?
UC or ER?
HONESTLY THOUGH
THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE
Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.
Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.
yeah okay ill reblog that!
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciรถusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? ๐
Good news! Whรคle shark lรคmp ๐ฅฐ
This utterly GORGEOUS. Goes to show you should just MAKE THE THING because who else would do it? This is unique and beautiful and exists because someone imagined it and then made it happen.
G- Two goldfish in a tank?
S- Go on?
G- One turns to the other and says 'You know how to drive this thing?'
G- A little army humor?
S- Very little.
It matters that we refuse.
It matters that we resist.
It matters that we be loud about our refusal and resistance.
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A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE
nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork
jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think
you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering
oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally
For anyone who needed to see her in motion.
We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite
this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
god, the voice actor cooked with this one
from The Memory Palace, by Nate DiMeo
this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say
For him
Simon who has a lover that doesnโt celebrate Christmas, but you know he never had the perfect environment for the holiday of happiness.
Each year of his childhood gave him another reason to dislike this time. More and more moments that made him associate it with suffering and disappointment.
Sometimes, he would envy the kids who came back to school after winter break, bragging about the time they spent with their families.
Good food. Festive atmosphere. Family together. Good memories.
For others - never for him.
His mother tried her best to fill the empty void his father created. She would cook all day, get presents for him and Tommy, desperately trying to create a sense of normality. But his father always snapped the thin thread of that illusion, ruining what she worked so hard to build.
And this is how you end up decorating the house in festive colors.
Multicolored lights everywhere.
A beautiful Christmas tree, ornamented with trinkets, photos, garlands - anything that Simon could look at and know it belongs to him, that itโs for him.
You fill his stocking with the sweets he loves.
You spend hours cooking his favorite food, so that when he comes home, the air smells like the childhood he deserved, and instead of an illusion of a good time, he is welcomed by the sweetness of reality.
And when he opens the door and his gaze falls upon the scene, you donโt see adult Simon for a moment, you see the boy who always dreamed of a quiet, loving Christmas.
You donโt celebrate Christmas, but he deserves to have one.
Please for the love of god unmute
fuck
Incredible
