Theoretically Art, But In Reality Hogwash

Just your average brain living in a skeleton suit with meat armor. They/Them. I like Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate 3, Blackadder, Dungeons and Dragons, and Drawing. Don’t be a dick.

[whizzer-mp3]

he didn’t do anything except be a cutie patootie…

[empyrealbiscuit]

>open asks

>it reeks of sulfur

>weep

I hate this thing by the way

[empyrealbiscuit]

Bro bro bro

How are you

I’m alright bro x3

[moninils]

And all of this at once.

[lunardelphox]

I AM IN THIS PHOTO

AND I DONT LIKE IT!

[mincetheungratefulbrat]

tag yourself i’m centre and centre-top kermit rn

[lunardelphox]

I am bottom middle and left to centre rn

@reginald-fillibus @rangerofthesouth @yourdarklordmelkor @oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @itsm0onshine @weird-trash-panda @quantumm76 @thehighvisionary @questionableaardvark + open np tags for funsies :D

[weird-trash-panda]

Bottom middle and upper right corner 🙂‍↕️

open tags :)

[empyrealbiscuit]

Left center most certainly

[deorlingas]

the grey wardens have a chat about homesickness

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[gremlin-pattie]

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

[empyrealbiscuit]

Was it worth it when the world comes crashing down?

[weird-trash-panda]

Can we see your ocs for artfight 👀

It is ENTIRELY dnd characters from campaigns I’ve played w @empyrealbiscuit

Yap under cut

Bob was my character for uhhh 2 or 3 years and I love him deeply. He currently looks like a sexy lady (not pictured). He is married to Dave (who I haven’t uploaded to artfight bc I forgor) and he has a daughter named elizabeth that he shares custody with Mx. biscuits character Zephyrus and a random lich.

Mill was from a short school campaign. They are a water genasi and genderfluid because haha puns

Greggus III is from a campaign that we started and never finished. I panicked when asked for their appearance and said that they look so painfully average that no one remembers what they look like. I also gave them craft: sign, which was surprisingly useful?

Stea and Grant are my characters from a one-shot where afterwards Mx. biscuit and I got VERY into the lore of the 4 party members. Stea is in a toxic relationship with the ocean and grant is a rogue with no tragic backstory. He is the only one of the 4 with no tragic backstory.

And here are some random drawings from over the years, featuring the braided band (Stea and grants group) as the K-pop demon hunters (the 4th was drawn later as Bobby), Stea and umberlee, meme, and my inability to draw backgrounds :)

[empyrealbiscuit]

HELLO MX. BISCUIT

HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THYBIDOS BEING MOSS NOW

Also this is my official announcement that my askbox is open because I am bored

[weird-trash-panda]

*sad music intensifies*

[empyrealbiscuit]

Your sacrifice will be remembered funny talking skull man

[empyrealbiscuit]

HELLO MX. BISCUIT

HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THYBIDOS BEING MOSS NOW

Also this is my official announcement that my askbox is open because I am bored

[d0uble-0h-se7en]

Is it just me or do a lot of people in our/my generation use the whole... "the world is fucked, everythings terrible, nothing will ever get better, and we'll all burn alive in the climate crisis or die by nuclear bomb" mentality as, well, a cop-out to avoid thinking about their futures?

[d0uble-0h-se7en]

Girl you are not dying tragically young as a victim of societal collapse. Start taking your education seriously, make a long-term plan for how you want to achieve your personal, financial, and career goals with realistic expectations, and research different types of retirement funds 💀 "late-stage capitalism" is not going to kidnap you in the night and take away all your power over the scary things in life to turn you into a passive victim of circumstance any time soon

[d0uble-0h-se7en]

"But this time its different!" Its really not. The Cuban missile crisis almost had the world blow up, and it didn't. The cold war that set the stage for it existed in a constant state of the threat of nuclear annihilation.

Our world map today looks completely different from how it looked a thousand years ago. Nations and empires have risen and collapsed. Wars have been waged over petty bullshit that changed names and borders. Empires that were once thought invincible and perpetual crumbled to dust within a peasant's lifetime as they tilled their fields and worried about crop failure. The invention of flight, motion pictures, and the automobile chased the coattails of WWI and the great depression. Children played mischief games and elders complained about kids these days being too soft and sensitive during the fall of the Roman empire.

Our generational struggles are not uniquely terrible compared to any other generation's. Your life will not come to a dramatic and cinematic end to all of humanity and the world as we know it any time soon. The world will change and evolve as it always has throughout all of history and all of its constant perpetual bullshit, and you will continue to live on regardless of the outcome. Yes, even if you're queer. Yes, even if you're trans. Yes, even if you're neurodivergent. Yes, even if you're racialized. Set up your 401k and find ways to guard against becoming senile not if, but when you grow old.

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[brambeag]

my most favourite rogues

[best-of-memes]

[kiki15fox]

Even the nickname, for my long name, is miss pronounce 😭

I don’t give you my full name, so it would be easier!

[ancient-show153]

Everytime the register is being done…. My surname is butcherd into oblivion…

[beautyqueenxwisegirl]

even my nickname is misspelled… (Guin gets misspelled as Gwen)

[cate7solace]

my name just… my parents thought they were being creative

[oops-i-guess-i-did-a-full-180]

irl name: uncommon sounding common name with variations and very very common surname which has 1000000000000000000000 (4 that i know of but two that are very common) variations

so yeah

[thevalkyrieflies]

there’s like maybe eight people ever that have said my first name right first try and maybe like twenty ish ever that said it right after i told them how it’s pronounced

no one can pronounce my last name for some reason?? after a while they get it but it sounds so wrong in an american accent lol

[aceofspadesmc]

Irl name and last name get mispronounced and misspelled 24/7 it’s another reason I wanna change it 🥲

[mrecury42]

i have the welsh spelling of a common english last name <\3

[weird-trash-panda]

Mine aren’t too hard?? Both are French and long and people have trouble spelling them, but my last name is mispronounced more than my first and only occasionally

My driver’s ed guy could NOT for the life of him pronounce my first name tho

[empyrealbiscuit]

Oh yeah, baby.

I’m half Vietnamese, and one of my names is basically impossible to pronounce correctly if you can’t speak a tonal language.

I love to torment my non-Vietnamese friends by trying to make them pronounce it

[ot3]

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[cheap-pink-mints]

[bowlifecomics]

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF