DEAN SKIPPED OUT ON HIS ONLY PROM AND FIRST GIRLFRIEND FOR SAMMY
HE KNEW BANANA AND PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES WERE SAM’S FAVORITE, SO HE TRIED TO STEAL FROM A STORE, AND HE GOT CAUGHT AND ARRESTED AND SENT TO A BOY’S HOME FOR SAMMY
HE RODE TO THE ER BY HIMSELF ON A BICYCLE IN A FUCKING SUPERMAN COSTUME FOR SAMMY
HE SOLD HIS SOUL AND WENT TO HELL FOR 40 YEARS FOR SAMMY
HE WENT TO A SILLY KID’S PLAY BECAUSE HE KNEW NO ONE ELSE WOULD BE THERE CHEERING WITH THE REST OF PARENTS FOR SAMMY
HE KNEW THEY WERE RUNNING LOW ON FOOD, BUT HE GAVE UP HIS PORTION OF THE LAST BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS FOR SAMMY
HE COULDN’T LIVE WITH HIS BROTHER DEAD, SO HE MADE TWO HUNTERS SHOOT HIM POINT BLANK WITH A SHOTGUN FOR SAMMY
HE GAVE HIS CAR KEYS TO A RANDOM GROUP OF PEOPLE AND TOLD THEM TO TAKE THE IMPALA IF IT MEANT THAT THEY WOULDN’T KILL HIS BROTHER FOR SAMMY
HE STOLE PRESENTS FROM OTHER HOUSES AND SAID THEY WERE FROM THEIR FATHER SO THAT THEY WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO OPEN ON CHRISTMAS FOR SAMMY
HE THREATENED TO TEAR OUT A KID’S THROAT WHO WAS BEING A BULLY FOR SAMMY
HE TOLD BOBBY HE WOULD RATHER SEE THE APOCALYPSE END THE WORLD THAN HAVE TO BURY HIS BROTHER FOR SAMMY
HE KNEW BATMAN WAS SAM’S FAVORITE SUPERHERO GROWING UP, SO HE CALLS HIMSELF BATMAN AS AN ADULT FOR SAMMY
EVERYTHING DEAN DOES IS FOR SAMMY, AND IF THERE’S ONE THING DEAN WILL SACRIFICE HIMSELF FOR, IT'S FOR SAMMY


























