Get lost in my mind with me..

"Hey I'm Kelsie. I'm just a girl trying to figure out my forever, but even if I only figure out my tomorrow, I ain't doing half bad."   In the past 4 years, im no longer a girl, and no longer go by Kelsie.  I'm a little less confused. 

[endless-confusion]

Hey, do you want to write anything down for us to see?

[rectumspectrumthemovie]

The Monologue, because I liked it so damn much.

[wackd-archive]

“The thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.”

[monoukotori]

#this episode angered a lot of people#like they took it personal because this whole time they related to rick and thought the series was justifying their worldview#but this monologue ripped them all to shreds

[november-secrets]

This show is the epitome of “I’m an asshole because I’m better than you” and so many people used it to justify their behavior, and it finally addressed the fact that that’s not the case but instead the reality is “I’m an asshole because I’m immature and can’t take care of myself mentally or emotionally” and of course assholes are gonna cry about it. Because, again, they are immature and can’t handle their emotions.

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

This monologue is a prime example of “Sometimes if someone’s advice pisses you off it’s because they’re right and you know that applies to you.”

[butterprecum-deactivated2020012]

Whew shit. Go off girl damn

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[useless-irelandfacts]

my granda was in the IRA

[but-how-do-you-drive]

my dad catered a party for Taylor Swift’s parents and heard her sing when she was like 10 I think

[colorfulraven]

My cousin is dating the older brother of the lead actress in the new Pacific rim movie.

[wearetakingthehobbitstogallifrey]

My coworker’s brother is college roommates with Matt Damon’s nephew

[angelswithlightsabers]

My great-grandmother was in a play with Basil Rathbone

[emeraldboreas-deactivated201809]

My mom sat next to John Wayne on an airplane once and asked him to sign her Bible.

[one-step-enough]

My 8th grade science teacher’s daughter was an actress and did those “Disney 411” bits. Hilary Duff slept over their house one time.

[emeraldboreas-deactivated201809]

Oh! Just remembered! A substitute biology teacher in 8th grade spent an entire period gushing about his daughter, the actress. She was the brunette, glasses-wearing girl in the 2002 Spider-Man film who told Peter “don’t even think about it” on the bus.

[strivingforwhatisnotworthhaving]

I sang in a church choir with Lady Gaga’s uncle. My mom says he makes really strong pomegranate martinis.

[ballroompink]

My mom grew up next to Wayne Gretzsky’s wife’s grandmother.

[running-rabbit]

Audra McDonald’s dad was my high school principal.

[shadowoftherat]

My friend is very good friends with the woman who painted all the clown paintings on The Good Place

[diaphenia]

My mom went to middle school with Charlie from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

[jennagill]

I once rode and elevator with June Carter and Johnny Cash.

[dmarie1985]

My grandpa was good friends with John Glenn

[gravityofstars]

A girl I work with is friends with Grayson Russell who has been in several movies and he actually came to our school the other day to meet the students

[gravityofstars]

Oh and I also used to be in choir with Lauren Alaina who was the runner up on American Idol and is now starting to rise in popularity in the country music circuit

[endless-confusion]

My uncle owns a company that does fancy camera things movies and him and my cousins have met lots of famous people. They worked on the divergent series that I know. 

[book-caps]

Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

[confessionalskins]

confession by @naodesistasamor

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[sotick]

By  David Schlaich

[illness-deactivated20180325]

my entire life changed when my dentist told me that the only time my teeth should be touching is when i’m chewing. every single time my teeth are touching i have to separate them. and i noticed that i clench my teeth a LOT.

[illness-deactivated20180325]

when your mouth is closed and your teeth are touching or held tightly together, you are unnecessarily straining muscles out of stress. the healthiest way to hold your jaw is slightly apart, where it is relaxed. THIS HELPS WITH HEADACHES

[wtfadhd]

OH.

[yukitsukihana]

a handy way to train yourself to stop clenching your teeth unconsciously is to stick your tongue between them. it will still help muscles to relax and, yes, helps with headaches

[booksfunquotes]

[synonym-for-life]

If Harry ever set up a muggle dating profile, his description would say: Anyone who’s interested message me by replying to this question: If you ever met a very famous person, what would you say to them?

And after getting numerous boring responses he’d get this one:

I do know a very famous person and he’s an asshole. So, I’d probably say ‘Hey, asshole.’

And Harry thinks, this, this is it. This is the kind of man he needs. So he sets up a date with this guy and it turns out to be Draco. 

Upon seeing each other they just groan defeatedly.

how tf did they not know

[synonym-for-life]

Just think about it:

Draco is sitting in an elegantly furnished muggle restaurant waiting for his date when he sees Potter enter the fine establishment in his not so fine clothes. 

Fucking Potter. Always there to ruin his day. Potter’s surprised eyes meet his as he’s about to pass by the table. 

‘‘Hey, asshole,’‘ Draco says bitingly.

The man suddenly stops in his tracks. His eyes widen in disbelief. 

Draco’s eyes widen in realization.

Oh, no. Oh, Merlin’s tits it cannot be.

Potter’s eyes widen even more.

‘‘Oh, come on!’‘

‘‘Oh for fuck’s sake!’‘

[indiebluecrown]

YES PLEASE!

[eclipsemidnight]

Plot Twist: This is the fourth time this has happened, involving four different dating sites, and Harry has a different question every time.

[siriusbunbryist]

do you ever just think about Meredith Grey’s monologues as excerpts of the diary she wrote for her kids in case Alzheimers got the worst of her

[problemforfuturetech]

Have some pride snakes 

[stevenscrivello]

Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino, 2009)

[unclefather]

[hpandcarbs]

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised seven kids on one government salary.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised those seven children to be courageous and loyal and kind.

Molly and Arthur Weasley were purebloods who made it a point to be known as “the biggest blood traitors there are”.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised Fred and George during their accidental magic stages without letting the house burn down.

Molly and Arthur Weasley treated Harry as their own child, not because of his fame, but because he was Ron’s friend and he was in desperate need of a family.

Molly and Arthur Weasley made sure that everyone who entered their home felt loved and cared for and well fed.

Molly and Arthur Weasley won money and spent it on a family trip to see their son and help their daughter out of the depression she was sinking into.

Molly and Arthur Weasley sent Easter eggs and Christmas sweaters and fudge to their children while making sure to include enough for friends.

Molly and Arthur Weasley went out of their way to secure two tickets to the Quidditch World Cup on top of the eight for their own family, just to ensure that Hermione and Harry were included.

Molly and Arthur Weasley warned Harry about Sirius Black and tried to keep him with them after Voldemort’s return and tried to shield him from Order business because they remembered how young he was, how utterly unfair it was for the world to expect so much from him.

Molly and Arthur Weasley are so damn important.

[ladynorbert]

Arthur Weasley was supposed to die and JK Rowling couldn’t bring herself to kill him because he was the only living example in the entire series of a good father.

Molly Weasley made Harry eat third helpings of every meal, despite how difficult it may have been for their family just to put food on the table, because she knew that his guardians often deprived him of meals as punishment.

Molly and Arthur Weasley ARE DAMN IMPORTANT.

[gaywrites]

ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed) 

[fuckoverterfs]

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

[pixidusttt]

I also love how often the word bro was used

[lostinthelowercase-deactivated2]

This is the proper way to be a bro.

[jackadorian]

# how to bro 101

[ithelpstodream]