[elokitties]

[couriernewvegas]

[slimeseason3]

listening to a song and they reference another song you know

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[godlessondheimite]

[thisistemporaryiguess]

[ptsilencedhill]

[toddsolondz]

media literacy = you agree with me

media illiteracy = you don’t

[theonion]

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[userfish]

can they make a healthy cigarette yet man? shut the fuck up about ai and create a cigarette that makes my lungs better

[eebie]

be tender with my love

[paprikii]

[eebie]

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[userfish]

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon

[gaysaulgoodman]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the color of your tshirt is your new hair color! do you like it?

it's good

it's bad

it's great

it's awful

it's my actual hair color

results

Voting ended onMay 1

[phyllisdietrichsonswig]