[sreegs]

[sreegs]

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[tockthewatchdog]

[errorschacha]

Periodic reminder that everybody who aided Trump's reelection should be miserable constantly and that no amount of pain or suffering is too much for them.

[lakemichigans]

how it feels to listen to lights by ellie goulding

[fuks]

[newkidsonmycock35]

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[elokitties]

[couriernewvegas]

[slimeseason3]

listening to a song and they reference another song you know

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[godlessondheimite]

[thisistemporaryiguess]

[ptsilencedhill]

[toddsolondz]

media literacy = you agree with me

media illiteracy = you don’t

[theonion]