PERFECTION IS THE ENEMY OF THE GOOD

Cautiously Optimistic. Philadelphia.

[individualcosmos]

the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no. 

please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister

[classicdaisycalico]

*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R

[enemyofthegood]

Boom, headshot.

[inksplit]

[mapsontheweb]

Jumping to conclusions…

[bearlyholdingittogether]

It’s that time of year again!

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

[butmuhgains]

FUCKING U N I T

[feedeeadventures]

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[ciphernetics]

[seachord]

[spongehole]

Here’s how Myspace can still win

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

[foppish-crow]

 I eat cereal with water

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

[iemergedoutofthewater]

This is a website

[gondwana]

[cursedcatimages]

[scottstiles]

#relatable

[enemyofthegood]

I got to do some behind the scenes shooting a few weeks back on the set of feature film staring Lance Henriksen, probably most known for his role as Bishop in Aliens. Super great guy, and a super fun change of pace for me. This is one of a full set my company used for a social media push.

[enemyofthegood]

Home on the range, where the deer and the Maserati’s play.

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[cameoappearance]

Happy 11th birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef

[enemyofthegood]

I always find it better to live with your monsters out and in the open for everyone to see, rather than bury them away from the world.