so, the funni cooki gam fixation has come back and instead of going radio silent for the bajillionth time i would actually like to yap into the void; however, i don't know which one, so fuck it, we're doing a poll(brief summaries under read more)
TSTL(Ten Seconds Too Late) = CROB, during the Mystery on the SS Cargot update Steak is delayed by ten seconds, leading to Walnut being crushed to death by the chandelier, but she does end up remaining as a ghost who refuses to just rest in peace
TGAS(The Get Along Shirt) = CROB, Walnut's attempt at a stakeout goes poorly; the artifact is stolen, Phantom Bleu is being framed for the theft, due to Almond being mysteriously ill somebody else is in charge of the case, the detective in charge of the case can politely be described as incompetent, and making an already bad situation worse Walnut and Roguefort are currently stuck in each other's bodies
SM(Stolen Memories) = CROB/CRK, due to outside interference the cookie cutter did not summon Chili Pepper and instead summoned Roguefort, specifically the one from CROB around the time they were going through the trial(Face the Trial update iirc), sadly there was a slight hiccup in them being summoned leading to them losing their memories because the steel ball part of the ball and chain ended up landing directly on their head
CD!FMM(Cookie Detective! Funhouse Mirror Mystery) = CROB, one of many "what if opposite?" aus i have, one of Walnut's investigations go south, but instead of getting killed by a certain bounty hunter she unknowingly gets sent to another universe, thus a new mystery is born as she tries to solve what happened and why everybody is acting so different, as well as why nobody has heard of Phantom Bleu despite Roguefort being right there
RJ(Reversed Jam) = CRK, one of many "what if opposite?" aus i have, after White Lily died at the end of Beast Yeast 15 she ended up waking up in a world where she, and by extension Dark Enchantress, never existed; she is bestowed this world's Souljam of Silence and is being followed by a strange child who knows a concerning amount of her past; one of the few "what if opposite?" aus that don't end up interacting with canon too much, outside of this being canon(canon diverged?) White Lily
ItRH(Into the Rabbit-Hole) = CRK, one of many "what if opposite?" aus i have, Custard III lost his staff and got the aid of Marshmallow Bunny in retrieving it, sadly, this was bad timing as she was heavily sleep deprived and it was bad enough she did not realize she trapped the young king in another universe for quite some time
RaDC(Rebake and Double Cross) = CRK, one of many "what if opposite?" aus i have, Croissant ends up more heavily betrayed by Ash Salt and Shadow Milk leading to her being sent across time and space and landing in another universe, if the stakes weren't already high enough it seems her destiny of becoming Timekeeper is slowly coming true here
TT(Twizzled Time) = CRK, technically one of many "what if opposite?" aus i have, this is an au with what i would consider two sections; an elaboration on Twizzly Gummy's deal, her past, her present, and her future, but it also elaborates on the world she left behind thus by technicality it counts under the category; technically canon divergence from Arcana of Truth and Deceit as i cannot tell the future
RBA(Roguefort Bullies Affogato) = mostly CRK but using CROB stuff too, what it says on the tin, pretty much an excuse to put my faves into situations, basic gist is that i realized Roguefort being themselves would piss Affogato off in the right context, some canon divergence elements here and there as well as making up stuff that happened off-screen, such as why Affogato wasn't present in Beast Yeast outside of a name drop, overall least serious and least angsty of my aus thus far
