it's better that way.

jelle. i haven't been on here in forever. nothing nice ever happens in any canon i'm into. ☆★

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[nintendocompositions]

Visit Original Link

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[hazemagician]

Happy Birthday, Maribelle!!🌸

[dxnut00]

Down the rabbit hole!

[jade-doodles-questionmark]

You are my oasis

[animepopheart]

★ 【Rafa】 「 射杀阿哈之日 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow our YT interview show!

[entguarde]

and i can’t do anything to save it

[ID: a two-panel comic featuring Lucretia and the silhouettes of Taako, Magnus and Merle. It is in primary colors (blue, red and yellow)

Lucretia, a young Black woman with round glasses, and locs in a messy low-bun. While she is wearing a deep red coat similar to the background, she is noticeably drawn in deep, cobalt blue.

In the first panel, she is looking out of a yellow window with deep concern, while the Tres Horny Boys seem to be looking at each other in confusion. Text above her reads: “Have you ever seen”

In the second panel, she is looking up in both awe and horror. The reflection on her glasses show what she was looking at: the eyes of the Hunger, staring back at her. The text above her continues from the first statement: “- A planet DYING?”

End description.]

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[piikopoko]

Princess Tutu~

[calcumizzz]

6.6 pls come sooner

[sailor-moon-rei]

by horuunieru

art republished with artist’s permission // not allowed for AI training

[goldners-tin-can]

Connecting the dots (not connecting shit)

[lesbian-navia]

nod-krai + textposts

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[1969chevycamaro]

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

[majunju]

YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NEW LUMINE SKIN