brightness falls

eilidh, thirties. scotland. Nᴏᴡ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ. Iғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ.

[dogpuppy]

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[killxbunnyyy]

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

[kosmogrl]

[cutecipher]

got grabbed after mischief

[cutecipher]

again

[rickybabyboy]

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

[cat-fandom]

Have you considered not being so grabable?

[rickybabyboy]

have you considered respectful to me

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[koiagain]

I NEED SOMETHING TO HAPPEN IVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE BORED OR MISERABLE PLEASE CAN SOMETHING HAPPEN

[koiagain]

worst comment ever in the world Literally anything but that

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[mr-deep-downer]

[bebemoon]

"The sculpture in the image is “Das Schicksal” (Fate), created in 1905 by Hugo Lederer. The sculpture portrays fate as a ruthless woman dragging two vulnerable bodies by their hair.

The work is currently located in Ohlsdorf Cemetery in Hamburg, Germany."

from @dustseasons on instagram .

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

[thatwelshartist]

Couple of Thieves

I really like the colours you get on magpies, what at first glance looks like a other black and white bird is actually full of these wonderfully iridescent greens and purples

just a really spectacular animal

[poetic--elixir]

...and then, I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough?

Vincent van Gogh

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]