Enneagram Life

Just some takes from an enneagram enthusiast!

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Animals that i associate with the types, no explanation

1. Poodle or guinea pig that runs everytime you try to touch it

2. Hamster or bearded dragon that stares at you everytime you do anything

3. Finch or dog that tries to jump on the couch and falls

4. Tarantula or husky that howls and cries everytime its owners leave

5. Dolphin or cat that hides under the bed all day

6. Horse or small frog stays buried in the dirt

7. Parrot or energetic female fancy rat

8. Lion or a small chihuahua that barks too much

9. Sloth or a very sleepy grey cat

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The Enneagram Types at a Pool Party

Type One: Probably laying out with big sunglasses on talking about how they could have decorated the pool better than the host did.

Type Two: Definitely made snack trays and brought them, giving everyone juice boxes, etc. They are also taking a LOT of pictures and talking their friends’ ears off. Type Three: Almost definitely the host of the pool party. Spends a lot of the time laying out; talks a lot about how much they spent on the pool, how beautiful it is, etc.

Type Four: Pretending they are in a movie while they lay out and stare off into the distance, occasionally dipping their feet into the pool. Type Five: Either stayed inside or, if they do decide to come outside, they are sitting in the shade on their computer or reading a book. Type Six: Making sure everyone has sunscreen on. Definitely had a checklist and is freaking out if they forgot to bring something.

Type Seven: Jumping off the diving board, going down the slide, doing flips, literally just acting like little pool heathens the entire time they are there. Little wild people. Type Eight: They might be laying out and are the person to yell at you if you tip their float. Has shoved at least three people into the pool. 50/50 chance they jump into the pool like the seven has been. Type Nine: Probably was laying out in a chair and fell asleep, they are absolutely getting sunburnt as shit and they know it, they don’t care they are just tired.