I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds
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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds
its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds
OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic
so far the system has given him one (1) job and song qingshi botched it first thing out the gate, promising start. guess that's what comes of giving vague instructions
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i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.
“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical
love when an absolute nightmare of a character is introduced and all you can think is "jesus christ buddy what the hell is your problem" and the narrative gives you a hot minute to stew before explaining Exactly what is Their Problem. and you just sorta sit back in your metaphorical rocking chair and think "huh. yeah okay fair. that would do this to a person, yes."
person i work with says his wife allows him 1 diet coke a day
I feel bad for him
i do not he’s cool and loves his wife
while this may appear to be a case of a domineering wife controlling a weak man, it actually represents a mutual interplay of fantasy and control. the wife does not and cannot really control the amount of diet coke the man drinks in a day. if he wanted to drink more, she very likely would be unable to physically restrain him in order to stop him from doing so (picture this in your head NOW). what is likely happening, is that the man himself does not want to drink more than one diet coke per day. he has a short-term desire to drink an infinite amount of diet coke, which he has little control over. he idealizes himself as a man who can control how much diet coke that he drinks, and the distance between his idealized self and his current self generates psychic tension. by externalizing the locus of control to his wife, he frees himself from his own judgment and expectations, and releases himself from the burden of self-imposed restraint. he offers the control to his wife, like a gift, and she gladly accepts. she enjoys the fantasy of having control over his diet coke habits, and he enjoys the relief the externalized locus of control brings to him. this represents a mutual dynamic in which both parties are healthy and happy, and neither party is truly controlling the other. in addition to that, I'm gay.
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I still want to see a high budget dinosaur documentary that's done in that old Walking With Dinosaurs type as-realistic-as-we-can-make-it wildlife documentary style, except instead of the classic calm-voiced David Attenborough style narrator, it's narrated by a two-person team of a paleontologist, and a stoner who knows nothing about dinosaurs. Ideally, neither of them has been involved in the production of the show itself, and both of them are seeing the footage they are narrating for the very first time.
[footage of newly hatched baby dinosaurs climbing out of the nest as their mother observes, immediately proceeding to start chasing and biting random bugs and each other]
"Yeah, it's a well-grounded and commonly respected theory that this particular species was social, raised their young into adulthood and probably hunted in packs. I like how they decided to show how nature and nurture work together by having them instinctively start practicing both social behaviour and hunting maneuvres in play with each other."
[sobbing pure tears of joy] "B-bitey babies. They're so beautiful. Mama looks so proud."
It actually kinda funny we call the 1600s as 17th century, like, yes, it tracks because 16 centuries have passed and we are counting the 17th one as we progress, but also it's so unintuitively
n=(date%100)+1
OR more humanely put
n=centuries+1
instead of just looking at the first two digits of the date and call it that, you gotta remember do some basic arithmetic.
For anyone who hasn't seen it, Kroos's Crashout from the Arknights A1 Manwha. For your viewing pleasure
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mads mikkelsen in anglophone film is like ooh look at this exotic mysterious man, he’s so sinister, he’s so hot, whereas mads mikkelsen in danish film is like yeah, he’s cute normal guy. perhaps he has a tragic backstory?