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enthymeme: noun 1. a syllogism or other argument in which a premise or the conclusion is unexpressed. Wow I'm bad at names

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[tazzymcclazzy]

the next few seconds WRAPPED

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[screenshotsofdespair]

[bobelady]

why can i hear gangnam style in my house right now

[nicolae-carpathia]

it's a psy op

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[front-facing-pokemon]

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[tiktoksforlosers]

[jenroses]

I... I was not prepared. 

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

the last suppercut

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Wunk sells children for a carrot

[enthymemememes]

[girlballs-archive]

better to be a steamed dumpling than a deamed stumpling 🧙

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[honeyxviii]

*puts you in the bitcrusher*

[acetaminophriends]