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enthymeme: noun 1. a syllogism or other argument in which a premise or the conclusion is unexpressed. Wow I'm bad at names

[front-facing-pokemon]

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[tiktoksforlosers]

[jenroses]

I... I was not prepared. 

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

the last suppercut

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Wunk sells children for a carrot

[enthymemememes]

[girlballs]

better to be a steamed dumpling than a deamed stumpling 🧙

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[honeyxviii]

*puts you in the bitcrusher*

[acetaminophriends]

[x-ca1iber]

op turned off reblogs. it's been six months i'm taking custody back

[godlessondheimite]

[electronicmail]

[jamesandnina6389]

[yellow-cat]

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

[kaluxis]

But I'm at the dentist.

[yellow-cat]

you need to leave the dentist and come to bed

[yellow-cat]

you need to take this guys place at the dentist. im sorry

[yellow-cat]

sorry about the scratch marks on that screenshot i was scared

[tiktoks-we-like]