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We’ll find you Ashley.
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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
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Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data
And unclench your jaw
and have a glass of water or juice
And take your meds if you have any
And a friendly reminder about whatever load of clothes you left in the washer/dryer
bursh your teeth if you forgot to
bursh
Eat.
When was the last time you went to the bathroom
there’s a large grey area between “this creator is a misogynist/homophobe/racist” and “this creator did not fully think through the implications of some of their writing choices” and it would be nice if people would stop to assess where in the scale between those two cases their criticism applies, instead of going for a hard zero on the first option all the time
Leaked" footage from Disney Spooderman 3
I thought this was supposed to be shitty
No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.
If they can cg a whole-ass Carrie Fisher, they can cg some ab definition.
Fck steroids. Fck filming fasts. Fck dropping water weight to get the shot.
Fuck steroids. Fuck filming fasts. Fuck dropping water weight to get the shot.
Nope. No cgi abs either. You will look at real healthy shirtless bodies of nourished, hydrated people, and you will like it.
this is actually incredibly sweet
If you write super long fics I highly recommend doing this!
You as the author know where the story takes a breath and starts gearing up for the next arc, but the readers don’t. So leave a little “this is a good place to stop and come back for more later”.
It will also get you 1 of 3 types of comments:
1. (appreciation) thank you so much it’s 4am and i have work
2. (sass) yeah sure right *clicks next chapter*
3. (defiance) YOU CAN’T MAKE ME I’M LIVING MY BEST LIFE LOL LOL LOL
The fanfiction writers who create wonderful stories and put lots of work and dedication so they can share them with us and we can enjoy them as well:
The people who steal their work and repost them on Wattpad:
gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb
me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp
I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:
The models look so pained
When you hit the Randomize button on the character select screen
Lmao what is this shit?
Gucci baby!
I have every right to harass you if you buy Gucci
Isn’t this just Harry styles closet
Imagine spending thousands of dollars to look like a toddler who got into mom & dads closet to play dress up
They needed captions
I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to buy bags of tamales
‘Do not ask your children to strive’ by William Martin
some of y’all have schedules for posting? i just wake up at a random time and reblog everything i see and once a millennium i post original content
Reasons why people write fanfictions
5% just wanna write and have an idea
10% canon did WHAT!? I’m sorry(I’m not) to disagree BUT *write intensely*
15% wanna write something with these characters specifically
70% didn’t find the very specific and precise fanfic they’ve been searching for hours and came to the inevitable conclusion that they have to provide it themself *mutters* “ fuck ”
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY
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“what are you reading?”
“its a…online book.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“….uh….”
I love that everyone just knows
Or…alternately:
“what are you writing?”
“it’s a….story.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“…uh…”
“can i read it?”
“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”
I FEEL THIS on a personal level
no but also “what website is that?”
“you have a tumblr? can i follow you?”
“what kind of blog is ur tumblr?”
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