Discordia

✨ Greek Goddess of strife and discord ✨

[daarcy]

hey are you a vampire? take this quiz i just spent way too long making and find out the time period in which you were turned

[arztinfreundin]

...just saying, if they don't convict Chauvin, I might literally have a stroke.

#georgefloyd #nojusticenopeace #blacklivesmatter

[words-in-starless-skies-studies]

Common German Swear Words

Just because ;)

Arschloch - Asshole

Arsch - Ass (used like “Arschloch”)

Leck mich am Arsch! - Kiss my ass!

Mist! - Damn!

Scheiße! - Shit!/Bugger! (”Mist!” und “Scheiße!” are usually used as reaction words when something goes wrong.)

Das ist mir scheißegal! - I don’t give a shit!

Ich scheiß’ d'rauf! - I don’t give a damn (basically the same like “Das ist mir scheißegal”, but more slang-ish)

Verdammt! - Damnit!

Was zur Hölle?! - What the hell?! (reaction to something that is very surprising, upsetting or fucked up)

Idiot - Idiot

Depp - Basically means the same like “Idiot”

Vollidiot - Complete idiot

Volltrottel - Basically means the same like “Vollidiot”

Dummkopf - Jackass

Mistkerl - Bastard!

Verpiss dich! - Piss off!

Du Schwein! - You pig!

Du Drecksau! - You dirty pig!

Wichser! - Wanker!

Fick dich! - Fuck you!

Du kannst mich mal! - basically means the same like “Fick dich”. It’s just longer - and a bit less inappropriate.

[arztinfreundin]

Lol yup

[languages-georg-blog]

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

[knowledgeequalsblackpower]

This 90-Year-Old Lady Seduced and Killed Nazis as a Teenager

Freddie Oversteegen was 14 years old, when a gentleman visited her family home in the Netherlands to ask her mother if she would allow her daughters to join the resistance.

Ninety-year-old Freddie Oversteegen was one of the few women that were active in the Dutch resistance during WWII – along with her sister Truus and the famous Hannie Schaft, who was killed just before the end of the war. When Freddie was 14 years old, a gentleman visited her family home to ask her mother if she would allow her daughters to join the resistance – no one would suspect two young girls of being resistance fighters, he argued.

And he was right. The Oversteegen sisters would flirt with Nazi collaborators under false pretences and then lead them into the woods, where instead of a make-out session, the men would be greeted with a bullet.

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

tactics!!!

[reverseracism]

DAMN 👀👀👀

[foreverwakanda]

The real Black Widow

[christine-the-fabulous]

She should teach a class! I’ll sign up in a heartbeat!

[elzebrook]

Hero

[the-bitch-goddess-success-deact]

Where her biopic at?

[cosmic-noir]

WOW

[heatheriscandy]

@arztinfreundin

[fuckyeahanarchistbanners]

Witch bloc in Portland, OR at the Women’s March on 1/21/17.

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

via @defineyourgrind

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“One thing I learned a long time ago is that even if you think you’re meant to be with someone, that doesn’t necessarily mean you get to be with them.” - Miranda Kenneally

via @love-diaries

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[vi0lettae]

[springsprites]

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

[beforeiforgetisee]

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[eileenbahar-arts]

They take watch at the hours inbetween

[plattenbaubibliothekar]

Please help me spread this. My fellow family member went missing and is now unavailable on all channels for 2 whole days now. All information above. If you get to know something about her please contact me.

[i-consume-your-light-again-deac]

[cat-memes-only]

[weasley-detectives]

i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

IT´S ALIVE