the aim of waking is to dream

Alyssa. 33. Hi, this blog is a dumpster fire. Contents may include but are not limited to: 50-75% just fucking yelling about the Silmarillion, forty posts in a row about whatever my ““Öbsêssión dû Jōur”” happens to be, detours into Dragon Age hell, being relentlessly horny on main, and probably just a lot of memes. Icon by jostencredible

[j4kfell]

Stede Bonnet your greed sickens me

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[doveywovy]

idk guys sometimes you just have to accept a ship dynamic is unhealthy, insane, and sometimes abusive. and its not real people so those factors just make it interesting

please stop unfolding the origami crane and smoothing it out bc you got worried the paper was hurting from the bends

[boxheadpaint]

[boxheadpaint]

[lightbluedevil]

Uh villainous friends text memes

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[slavicafire]

oh how I hate being at the office... because what do you mean the Worst Possible Normie Colleague overheard me say to my friend that I will definitely get a puppy for next pride and will be very sad to have to put them down once june ends. and approached to say HOW DARE YOU dogs are living beings and that it's morally reprehensible to do something like that or even joke about it!!!!

[slavicafire]

HR-wise, is it better to come clean and explain to my Worst Possible Normie Colleague that this was a kink conversation or do I double down as the company's resident puppy killer

[creatureprofessor]

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

[cursed-child-autumncookie]

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[raychleadele]

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

Xia Dong, Executive Officer of the Xuanjing Bureau

[ltwilliammowett]

Enamelled gold and pearl pendant in shape of a galleon, England or France, c. 1500 - 1600

[bucketsofsomethingorother]

I love you characters so shaped by war that peace would itch under your skin. I love you characters so steeped in violence that the only mercy the narrative could find for you was to kill you before the happy ending.

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

[madamadragon]

How to be beautiful while suffering to impress your lover(s): a Li Xiangyi guide

N.1 wear waterproof makeup and sweat a little while they're about to roast you, your boyfriend will burst into the room and save you

N.2 take a nap covered in dirt and blood with an angelic expression on your face surrounded by zombies, your boyfriend and ex-husband will worry about you

N.3 keep your cool while getting strangled trying to fight the enemy, your boyfriend will see you and save you

N.4 spit blood and pass out prettly, your boyfriend will immediately run to you

N.5 tell your ex husband you're sick and can't fight with him, he will pin you to the wall in concern

N.6 shiver in the cold gracefully, your boyfriend will cover you with a blanket

Bonus. Fake your death for 3 months and meet your boyfriend and ex husband on the beach wearing a Gucci fur coat beautifully

(thanks to the people who made the GIFS, love you❤️)

[cortue]

When I first watched the confrontation between Xia Jiang and MCS at the Xuanjing Bureau I was SO SURE that MCS hadn’t eaten the poison pill. The camera shows him holding it while XJ’s back is turned and there are so many things he could’ve done to avoid it! Even I could’ve conceptualized just throwing it away and making XJ waste one out of spite. So, when I first found out that MCS actually does switch the pill in the book, and I thought ‘yes, good, that makes so much more sense.’

And then, I was thinking about it today and actually I like that he eats the poison in the show. It’s just, such an absolutely over the top power move (for a definition of power move that includes ‘you have now poisoned yourself, you dumb idiot’). But the thing is! That Nirvana in Fire does a masterful job at balancing the fact that the plot is about justice AND revenge. And when MCS goes to confront certain people, that’s when the teeth of revenge really come out in such a satisfying way.

The challenge that MCS makes to XJ is that one of them is going to die and XJ can go FIRST. MCS walks straight into it all ‘I will come alone into your seat of power and dare you to do your worst. My body will be completely vulnerable to your knives and poisons and I will not flinch from anything you attempt. I will even help you. I will tell you everything you might use to take me down, point by point. And do you know what? When you have exhausted everything at your disposal and I am still here?

Then it will be my turn.’