[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

its like marine biology Jackass

[jacequilart]

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

[jheselbraum]

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.

[glazedeye-s]

𝙴𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝙴𝚞𝚛𝚢𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜 // 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜.

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[taqemewithyou]

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

[mynameis-gloria]

Scultura di Andrea Salvatori

[tache-noire]

thats the wee cunt responsible for my mental illness

[aroloverboy]

Let’s talk about the fabulous aromantics out there

[loveize]

[image description:

first image: text saying “we don’t talk enough about aromantics. so let’s talk about–

second image: text saying “aros who don’t want relationships.”

third image: text saying “aros who are polyamorous.” there is a drawing of a person holding hands with two people.

fourth image: text saying “aros who are not ace.”

fifth image: text saying “aros who do want a relationship.” there is a drawing of two people holding hands. one person says “hey i really like you platonically, wanna date?” the other person replies “yeah!”

sixth image: text saying “and those in qpr.” qpr stands for queerplatonic relationship. there is a drawing of two people, with one person’s arm around the other.

seventh image: text saying “aros who are romance repulsed.” there is a drawing of a person with their arms crossed saying “nope.”

eighth image: text saying “aros with lesser known identities.” there is a drawing of six flags: quioromantic, demiromantic, greyromantic, aroflux, akoiromantic, recipromantic.

ninth image: text saying “aros who are also ace.”

tenth image: text saying “aros who enjoy romance.” there is a drawing of a person sitting in a wheelchair. they are reading a book with a heart on the cover.

eleventh image: text saying “you are not broken.”

twelfth image: text saying “you are not heartless.”

thirteenth image: text saying “you are amazing and strong.”

fourteenth image: text on a plain flag saying “you deserve to be proud.”

fifteenth image: text saying “and celebrate who you are.”

sixteenth image: text saying “happy pride!” under the text is a drawing of a heart with the aromantic flag on it.

end description]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rwoh]

[ID: tweet from juliadfoo reading: We really are just peasants again… bake bread… avoid plague… revolt. End ID]

[baudclaire-deactivated20160528]

i love how different the sea looks at certain moments

[kropotkindersurprise]

December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

[kropotkindersurprise]

“This fight is greater than me just beating up a guy that’s talking a lot of shit. This fight means a lot to me, so when I get a chance to put my hands on this guy let’s just know it’s the wrath of every single immigrant that has stepped foot in this country.” - Kamaru Usman

[bruhmanfromthefifflo-deactivate]

Happy Black History Month

[g22volley-deactivated20220315]

[lingeringlilies]

Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

Read More

[nathanfoadstanaccount]

This is REALLY IMPORTANT guys. AO3 is so special as a platform. Don’t get suckered in by shiny features or whatever!

[thenerdyindividual]

If you don’t feel like reading after the read more, here is the most important stand out of Kindle World’s TOS.

“By using the platform, authors give all rights to the work to Amazon, who can then license your elements to other authors with no compensation to the original poster.”

If you want to retain rights to your work, don’t use this site. Stick to AO3.

[lingeringlilies]

Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

Continuar a ler

[wizardsexmachine]

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HIS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[destinyrush]

This is how you should ask trans and non-binary people about their identity 

[starlitvalkyrie]

YOURE DOING SO WELL SWEETIE IM SO PROUD OF YOU

[star-fall-system]

This is cute

[littlemisspipebomb]

[loveislattes]

Mad respect to people who are supportive and doing all they can to be informed! 

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.

[sespursongles-deactivated201906]

I gave my mum Alexandra Horowitz’s On Looking: Eleven Walks Through Expert Eyes for her birthday this year, it’s a book that revolves around this idea: the author invites 11 specialists in different things to walk around a boring city block with her one after the other so they can point out to her the things they see, that she doesn’t notice. There’s an expert in typography talking about what the variety of fonts on urban signs can tell you about the city’s history, an entomologist pointing out all the urban insects no one pays attention to, a geologist, a sound engineer…

[thegreenpea]

See this is what I mean by “there are more wonders in this world than you can ever dream of and all you need to do is listen to its stories and see it’s magic. ”

[geopsych]

I don’t reblog much but this is so much part of my life. Our parents took us for walks and showed us the plants, the rocks, the birds, animals, lichens, mushrooms, anything we found, and they knew the names of most of them. They made it seem fun to learn more. Their families had taught them the same way. And they taught us about art, literature, music, and more so we were able to find delight in most of the world around us without needing to have a lot of money. It was the biggest gift they gave us: wonder.

[susiephone]

no offense, but the scene depicting tai lung’s escape from a maximum security prison in kung-fu panda (2008) is more dramatic and exciting, and has better pacing and cinematography than 90% of fight scenes in any superhero movie

[aq2003]

[stereocyon]

hey? shoutout to cumin. fucking love those funky little seeds theyve done so much for us

[stereocyon]

no go on please