lover of bi men

i love you like a love song, baby [image description: my icon is misa from death note smiling and holding a phone to her ear. my header is gray leopard print. end description]

[loveize]

[image description: sparkling pink text in all caps saying "i [heart] men that look like women." end description]

[loveize]

stepdad gave me a couple old barnes and noble gift cards with like $80 let's gooo

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[levymcgarden55]

[id: a screenshot of the blog post count that is at 9,999.]

[autistobrat]

is hopeless platonic a thing

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[levitatingfeline]

[Audio: A voice with an echo as if speaking in a large hall says emphatically, "Basketball Dracula isn't real, dude. He can't-" The speaker gasps as something squeaks. The squeaking continues until the speaker whispers "Oh, thank god." Then the sound of a basketball bouncing, a loud horn plays, and an organ dramatically starts playing Toccata and Fugue. /End ID]

[ID: Tumblr post by creepymutelilbugger which reads "The bar for what a normal post on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else". /End ID]

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[loveize]

tagged by @flame-lurker thank you!! ☺

steal something from my room

bluetooth speaker made to look like a video game controller

solar-powered black and purple maneki-neko

purple, pink, and blue llama dog toy that i keep as a stuffed animal

pink, heart-shaped jewelry box with mirror

pink and white keyboard with rainbow lights

knife with a lightning design on the blade

empty wooden crate (great for holding CDs)

digital clock that can connect to the radio or an ipod

Voting ended onMay 29

tagging anyone who wants to do this!

[romehbo]

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[peemil]

there’s an awesome new video game that just dropped it’s called getting into bed with fresh sheets

[worldwar3]

[moonmitski]

[ID: a photo showing an american and an israeli flag being burned. /End ID]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[wolverineheight]

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live